minnjohn

I don't want to start a fight Pennsylvania is probably not going to work out better for me then Minneapolis?

So tonight I was fortunate enough to have Benni save me from a mess of trouble? So a woman with huge fake breasts and blonde hair asked me to drive her home tonight. Seemed like an awesome idea, so I said sure I am a good guy I can do that. Then I find out she is very much high on coke and is extremely worried she is acting fucked up. She is wierd and mess up. Kind of sexy if you can over look the sniffles, the constant make up checks, and loud out bursts. Lisa also said She didn't want to go home to early cause her boyfriend would be angry she had done coke. Apperently her boyfriend wasn't home. Lisa's friend had left her at the bar, I would bet they had enough of her? Lisa asked me to buy her a drink and I said I didn't think she needed anymore drinks. She was pretty aggressive about getting another drink. Somehow for some stupid un known reason I didn't want her to think I was just being cheap. I bought her a drink - expensive drink. Which she soon after spilled on my leg. My thought was I could drop her off she didn't live that far away. My gut was screaming though that it wasn't going to be that easy. Anyway Benni didn't think me driving Lisa home was a good idea. Benii was completely sober and I do trust and believe her. So in a moment when Lisa wasn't looking Benni snuck me out of the bar.

Now a guy has to wonder if he missed out on a memorable fun experience? Experience says I probably missed out on driving a woman home who suddenly was going to forget where she lives. Pass out! Wouldn't know what to do with her? Probably take her to my home? She would pass out on my bed and I would probably end up sleeping the spare bed. The next morning I would be extremely late for work cause I would have to drop her off. Her Boyfriend would probably waiting with a built up all night fury. Me just wanting get rid of his girlfriend not ever wanting to see her again.

That is what I imagine Benni saved me from tonight as she slipped me out the side door.

Now it could have been some hot and heavy groping and then. Okay probably not she was pretty obnoxious even with the huge fake breasts and blonde hair.

I think I was pretty much done when she spilled the drink on me and instantly asked if I would buy her another. Without any recognition that my thigh was all wet.

Oh well, At least I was lucky enough to see Benni. Benni danced for me a couple time also!