minkx

HAHAHA this one is from me to all of the members of Suicide Girls, It was written just for us! :

(courtesy of The Simpsons)

xoxo
Minkx


Homer: You could close down Moe's,
Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere!

(music starts)

Belle: We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese in your cake,
We put the spring in Springfield.
Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,

Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,

Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.

Belle: We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra-nice,
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price.

Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals.

Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!

Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini,
The clams on your linguine,
Yes we keep the

(Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna)

In Springfield!

Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit,

Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!

Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!

Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!

Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961!

Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,

Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!

Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo,

Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu,

Dancing Girls: So don't take the

(Barney opens a Krusty-in-the-box)

Mob: We won't take the

(Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle)

Everyone: Yes let's keep the

(Moe crashes two garbage can lids together)

In Springfield!