Why, oh why, oh why can't I go out with people from my workplace without ensuring that my drunken antics and trysts will be the talk of the entire office for a week afterward? I keep doing that thing today where I remember something from last night, which seemed incredibly cool at the time, but today makes me go "Oh sweet fucking jesus!" with embarrassment and I actually say the words out loud, not just in my head! Plus, the hangover was truely, truely, truely epic. 