Have you ever noticed how Superman is constantly having relationship problems with Lois Lane and Spiderman is always in lumber with Mary Jane? If superheroes are having relationship problems like this then how are the rest of us meant to fare?
And another thing... In X-Men Cyclops is all insecure over Jean Gray lusting after Wolverine all the time. Her justification for this is that she wants a guy who's kinda dangerous. Your boyfriend can shoot lasers from his fucking eyes woman! Sheesh!
Are comic book writers trying to tell us that women are never satisfied, even if you can move faster than a speeding bullet, do whatever a spider can, or microwave a chicken at a glance?
And another thing... In X-Men Cyclops is all insecure over Jean Gray lusting after Wolverine all the time. Her justification for this is that she wants a guy who's kinda dangerous. Your boyfriend can shoot lasers from his fucking eyes woman! Sheesh!
Are comic book writers trying to tell us that women are never satisfied, even if you can move faster than a speeding bullet, do whatever a spider can, or microwave a chicken at a glance?
franzipan:
I'd leave Cyclops for Wolverine. Wolverine is sex...pure sex. Wouldnt like to have finger fun time with him tho...might end up with another orafice...:S
darqkloud:
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