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I AM BACK IN SAVANNAH GEORGIA!!!!!
Hi. Okay, so Iowa City. Hm. Interesting little place. I liked it. Cleaner than Savannah. And the weather? It was awesome. Like, it's 90 something in Savannah, and there it's like in the seventies. I was like whoa. This is my kinda weather. We stayed with this girl Megan(awesome girl who is going to be coming to Savannah to go to school, hooray) and her family. They have this dog, whose pic I put up, named Chandler. I gave him the name "Crazy Legs" because he has some sort of nerve problem in his back legs, which made them flail about wildly like a monkey on crack. It was funny to see him struggling up and down stairs and running about after balls and toys. Funny funny. And like on every street corner in Iowa City is this statue of some football mascot named Jerky the Turkey or something. I was kinda freaked out by that, but it was sorta neat at the same time. And downtown was really nice. Lots of little shops and whatnot. It is a really clean city. I could see myself living there, but I won't be anytime soon. I explained to Jill(lolitanimatronic) in the car on the way home that I jumped into it a little too fast and after thinking about all of my bills and problems that I should take care of all of that before doing something as hasty as moving many states away, where I have nothing. One day.
Megan really helped save the trip for me, because she had my kinda sarcastic wit and personality, and she was just plain funny and easy to talk to. I hope she calls me when she gets here and we can hang out. Friends are always a good thing to have. And I know you're reading this Jill, and don't get all "Jack likes Megan, blah blah blah" okay? Heh.........
Things that happened........on the way home, we stopped at this gas station somewhere in, what, Kentucky or something, someplace called Gillespie. Jill went in ahead of me and when I came in she said some old dude slapped her ass and left. By the time I got in it was too late for me to use my sweet skills to kick his ass. The girl at the counter said "oh, that's just the town drunk". The TOWN DRUNK? I didn't know there were actual places that had town drunks. I thought it was only in movies. Funny. And Jill decided it would be fun to weave into between highway lanes and freak out this minivan in front of us, only to find out it was frickin MINIVAN COP!!! What the hell is that? A Cop. In a minivan. He was like "See? I have a badge and everything!" Jill was quite embarrassesd by that. Luckily he was a nice guy and let us off with a warning.
So Jill went on a few dates with this dude named Luke, no relation to the jedi. He looked like John Lennons retarded brother or something. Heeheee.......she's gonna hate me for that one....but he was a nice dude. I mean, he's no JACK CARTER, but he'll do.
The skating rink and theatre in the mall, those were nice touches. All in all it's a great place and I could see myself in that environment once my situation is straightened out, but for now it's Savannah in all it's backwoods splendor. Oh, and my new profile pic.
RAP SNACKS?? What the fuck!?