So, guess what kids? Today has been almost as gross as a crab lice cake with deer poop sprinkles, and it's only three in the afternoon! What else can go wrong? Let's start with what already has.....
I was awakened this morning to my brother knocking on my door and opening it before I even responded. Now that's just disrespectful. Why knock if you aren't even going to wait for a response to open it? Anyway, he woke me up and told me our mom is going to have to go to court over some crack whore woman who took off and left some shitty trailer on some property we own and now we have to clean up the NASTY mess she left or face a huge ass fine. Some people can be so low. Humanity sucks.
Then I find out his car is going to cost 1300 dollars to fix. Which sucks for him. Then I get a call from a credit card place telling me they want 400 bucks by Friday or it's going to ruin my credit. What the hell is today, HATE JACK DAY?
Since everyone else is putting questions in there journals, and I find it entertaining, here are a few that intrigue me. Enjoy......
1. Would you rather sit on a bike with
no seat or sleep with Carrot Top?
2. Would you rather sleep late and go
to work in the evening or get up early
and get off work early?
3. Would you rather listen to rap or
country music for four hours straight?
4. Do you think leisure suits will ever
come back in style?
5. Do you think The King of Flop Michael
Jackson is guilty of Molesting kids or
just of being a weirdo?
6. If Slappy had five apples and two
Journey cds, and gave three apples
and one Journey cd to Bosephus,
what would he have left?
7. Are these the strangest questions
you've ever been asked?
With all of that said, I just need a smile
today. Thanks for any and all good and
bad comments. I leave you with this
thought........
"There is always someone out there
with more problems than you. Damn."

I was awakened this morning to my brother knocking on my door and opening it before I even responded. Now that's just disrespectful. Why knock if you aren't even going to wait for a response to open it? Anyway, he woke me up and told me our mom is going to have to go to court over some crack whore woman who took off and left some shitty trailer on some property we own and now we have to clean up the NASTY mess she left or face a huge ass fine. Some people can be so low. Humanity sucks.
Then I find out his car is going to cost 1300 dollars to fix. Which sucks for him. Then I get a call from a credit card place telling me they want 400 bucks by Friday or it's going to ruin my credit. What the hell is today, HATE JACK DAY?
Since everyone else is putting questions in there journals, and I find it entertaining, here are a few that intrigue me. Enjoy......
1. Would you rather sit on a bike with
no seat or sleep with Carrot Top?
2. Would you rather sleep late and go
to work in the evening or get up early
and get off work early?
3. Would you rather listen to rap or
country music for four hours straight?
4. Do you think leisure suits will ever
come back in style?
5. Do you think The King of Flop Michael
Jackson is guilty of Molesting kids or
just of being a weirdo?
6. If Slappy had five apples and two
Journey cds, and gave three apples
and one Journey cd to Bosephus,
what would he have left?
7. Are these the strangest questions
you've ever been asked?
With all of that said, I just need a smile
today. Thanks for any and all good and
bad comments. I leave you with this
thought........
"There is always someone out there
with more problems than you. Damn."

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2. Would you rather sleep late and go
to work in the evening or get up early
and get off work early? evening
3. Would you rather listen to rap or
country music for four hours straight? rap
4. Do you think leisure suits will ever
come back in style? eh?
5. Do you think The King of Flop Michael
Jackson is guilty of Molesting kids or
just of being a weirdo? both
6. If Slappy had five apples and two
Journey cds, and gave three apples
and one Journey cd to Bosephus,
what would he have left? 2 apples and 1 journey c.d. ?!?
7. Are these the strangest questions
you've ever been asked? not quite. i just dont like math in the morning.
So if it's any consellation, i got lost in wisconsin yesterday- in the process of trying to drive home, ending up further away..and basically across the state.