Okay, so can somebody tell me why there is a new kungfu grip Hitler out there?
And where can I get one? Yes, it is a ridiculous idea, and it's being called "art" but cmon, I doubt I'll be able to go to my local Toys R Us and pick one up with my Aushwitz playset. What do you think? Should the guy who came up with this be shot? Or just have his balls bronzed while still attached to his body?
So I had to use AAA to get my brothers car towed to a garage because it wouldn't start. I do things like that because he won't. I always get something out of the deal anyhoo. I don't mind.
So how many of you out there thing that, uh, "self pleasure" is wrong? I'm not sure how I feel on the subject. I need some opinions. Should there be guilt involved? If so, why? I mean, it's there, why not? And am I a sick puppy for even bringing this up? If so, please disregard.
What's your favorite pizza topping?
When you sneeze, is it usually in pairs?
Do you wear glasses for cosmetic or
prescription reasons?
Do you floss?
When is the last time you cut yourself,
if ever?
What can cause you to fall asleep the
fastest?
Do you burp out loud or try to hold it in?

And where can I get one? Yes, it is a ridiculous idea, and it's being called "art" but cmon, I doubt I'll be able to go to my local Toys R Us and pick one up with my Aushwitz playset. What do you think? Should the guy who came up with this be shot? Or just have his balls bronzed while still attached to his body?
So I had to use AAA to get my brothers car towed to a garage because it wouldn't start. I do things like that because he won't. I always get something out of the deal anyhoo. I don't mind.
So how many of you out there thing that, uh, "self pleasure" is wrong? I'm not sure how I feel on the subject. I need some opinions. Should there be guilt involved? If so, why? I mean, it's there, why not? And am I a sick puppy for even bringing this up? If so, please disregard.
What's your favorite pizza topping?
When you sneeze, is it usually in pairs?
Do you wear glasses for cosmetic or
prescription reasons?
Do you floss?
When is the last time you cut yourself,
if ever?
What can cause you to fall asleep the
fastest?
Do you burp out loud or try to hold it in?

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When you sneeze, is it usually in pairs? -no
Do you wear glasses for cosmetic or
prescription reasons? -hell no
Do you floss? -more than is normal
When is the last time you cut yourself,
if ever? -about a year ago
What can cause you to fall asleep the
fastest? -being drunk, stoned, or sexed
Do you burp out loud or try to hold it in? -out louuuud
and now I'm replying to kung fu Hitler!! right there. the reply to the pic. mhm.
i don't sneeze
i don't remember the last time i cut myself
i burp outloud
i fall asleep the fastest after sex
i don't wear glasses, I have contacts
i never floss so will you buy me dentures when my teeth fall out?