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"whatever floats your boat" is a stupid expression. Boats float on water, why are we pretending there are other options?
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a test?
I don't want a test!
what kind of test?
Did I get an A?
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I felt like purring.... what can I say; you do strange things to me.
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It was I who snickered your snicker-doodles!
eissac:
No wonder my snicker-doodle tasted funny.
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The ratio of vacuum cleaners to sentient beings is quickly becoming over balanced...

This can only lead to tragedy..

Thank god for the cats or they would have already outnumbered us.
sweetnepenthe:


cat+vacuum smile
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Beware the penguins, for in their hearts' lies the root of all evil, and they are wicked w/ the kazoo, coincidence?
luella_deville:
I don't trust 'em as far as I can throw 'em.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I would like to state that I do not throw penguins, just in case anyone from PETA reads this...

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*eliminating stupid post*

yah go me, i made an actual post... wow