We finally made it...phew!!!
The car held up really well, even in the heat of New Mexico and Arizona. I swear we stopped for gas about a million times...it's only a 9 gallon tank so that's understandable.
My son is a terrorist...my wife and I have come the realization that he is Al-Quaeda. He had waged a personal jihad against the two of us. They have begun to recruit toddlers now knowing that they produce maximum results in the areas of parental annoyance and torture. An added benefit that the toddlers give the terrorists is a biological component...in laymen's terms "shitty diapers". Yes toddler terrorists are the ultimate weapon...and there's nothing the US can do about them. They already have a stronghold on US soil and lands abroad...the terrorists have won!!! There is a counter-attack to this new weapon...spankings!!! They may not work on some TT's but dammit at least you'll feel better when you launch your own "shock and awe" ass whipping campaign...well at least for a min...then they pull that sympathy card and you begin to feel bad for administering justice in the name of parenthood. Be brave, stay strong, stay the course for in the long run we shall be back in a position of power.
My wife is a fool...really and truthfully she has no sense. She's been on a comedic roll these last couple days and I have been her source material...basically the funniest jokes she's ever told, period!!! She hates when I say that!!!
Lastly...Here's some sound advice for you travelers out there. Never, I mean NEVER eat Mexican food at Pepe's in El Paso, TX. Just to be on the safe side, don't eat Mexican food period in El Paso...I know that may be a bit extreme but trust me I know from experience. Word to the wise, if your ever see a roach in a restaurant, DO NOT EAT THERE!!! Otherwise, you'll be peeing out your butt!!! TMI
The car held up really well, even in the heat of New Mexico and Arizona. I swear we stopped for gas about a million times...it's only a 9 gallon tank so that's understandable.
My son is a terrorist...my wife and I have come the realization that he is Al-Quaeda. He had waged a personal jihad against the two of us. They have begun to recruit toddlers now knowing that they produce maximum results in the areas of parental annoyance and torture. An added benefit that the toddlers give the terrorists is a biological component...in laymen's terms "shitty diapers". Yes toddler terrorists are the ultimate weapon...and there's nothing the US can do about them. They already have a stronghold on US soil and lands abroad...the terrorists have won!!! There is a counter-attack to this new weapon...spankings!!! They may not work on some TT's but dammit at least you'll feel better when you launch your own "shock and awe" ass whipping campaign...well at least for a min...then they pull that sympathy card and you begin to feel bad for administering justice in the name of parenthood. Be brave, stay strong, stay the course for in the long run we shall be back in a position of power.
My wife is a fool...really and truthfully she has no sense. She's been on a comedic roll these last couple days and I have been her source material...basically the funniest jokes she's ever told, period!!! She hates when I say that!!!
Lastly...Here's some sound advice for you travelers out there. Never, I mean NEVER eat Mexican food at Pepe's in El Paso, TX. Just to be on the safe side, don't eat Mexican food period in El Paso...I know that may be a bit extreme but trust me I know from experience. Word to the wise, if your ever see a roach in a restaurant, DO NOT EAT THERE!!! Otherwise, you'll be peeing out your butt!!! TMI