Oh alcohol. I love you so much.
5am skinny dipping in a caravan park > *
5am skinny dipping in a caravan park > *
Follow up, from my last post.
"You know, you give the fucking best head ever.... EVER"
What an awesome message to discover upon arriving home from work 
Fuck. What a dilemma!
So, an ex friend of mine's fiance is coming onto me BIG TIME, and this girl is amazingly gorgeous. Can I possibly resist her? Or should I just go with it and not worry about being a total cunt when the guy doesn't deserve my consideration at all?
The backstory here is, that he is an ex friend because of her....
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So, an ex friend of mine's fiance is coming onto me BIG TIME, and this girl is amazingly gorgeous. Can I possibly resist her? Or should I just go with it and not worry about being a total cunt when the guy doesn't deserve my consideration at all?
The backstory here is, that he is an ex friend because of her....
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What?
Being able to sleep all day sure is a wonderful thing.
Its cold.
I was going to post "fuck winter".
Fuck me instead. It'd make me warmer
I was going to post "fuck winter".
Fuck me instead. It'd make me warmer
Still unable to connect to the chat. This makes me a sad little perv 
faefae:
oooo fancy pants
mikeymangina:
I just hope I don't get any problem with customs. I never thought of that, considering that Whore's lyrical content revolves around rape/misogyny/molestation.
Work is anus. I need a fucking holiday from this monotony.
Alas, I need the dough.
Alas, I need the dough.
Renewed my membership just now. A huge fucking thanks to Miss (Ms. now?) FaeFae, who had previously given me a 12 month gift account.
faefae:
yay!! wbies mikey!!
Thank you to the lovely FaeFae for sponsoring my cheap ass and buying me an account. I'm in heaven here.
How are you?
Especially since I actually PAID to be here.