love the penis growth infomercials at like 3 in the morning(:
Highlights include
every commercial starts out with a washed up gigolo saying Hi Guys with completely unwarranted familiarity
There have been great quotes like want to turn your pants peanut into a pants python?
If you're not giving your little sweetheart what she wants she will get it somewhere else. oh thx
Cheers Chad what a dck