mikael

In order to join the patriotic bandwagon this election year, I'm starting a journal series entitled "Blog Bless America" in which I scour the internet to find unique aspects of our culture that use our first Amendment right to its grandest potential! Today, I bring you Randy Contan of Clearwater, Florida, better known as Peter Pan from his acclaimed www.pixyland.org website. Enjoy!

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So, Florida's Most Creepy Resident was on Conan O'Brien the other night.



I missed the show. It's a pity, because I have visited the man's website before, and have absolutely stared in jaw-dropping awe at the hilarity and, um, *ahem*, uniqueness of this individual. Until this point I had written him off as another funny internet invention. Apparently I was wrong.

I'm sure you've seen this guy around online, but there's so much more to him than Peter Pan!

Sure, he's creepy because he lives a"Peter Pan lifestyle" and dresses just like these pictures everyday in public. That's actually kinda admirable in a way. But did you know he's gainfully employed as a software engineer?! I found that really interesting. In fact, he owns his own technology company, Chistian ministry, and lollipop factory! and he doesn't hide secrets! Gee, I wonder if that address is legit...

Oh, in case you're wondering, he's not gay!!! He's just actively searching for his Tinkerbell.



I'm so glad they can't censor the internet. And I'm so glad that this guy can live a healthy life in Florida. Cause in Texas, heeda been dragged behind a truck or something long ago. Maybe this country's starting to change. Maybe the freaks and weirdos are finally feeling comfortable out in the mob.

Eh, who am I kidding. I'm making fun of the poor bastard, after all. Gee, now I feel horrible...
..ly AMUSED!

BLOG BLESS AMERICA