Oy! All you goyim and koshers out there must agree, fourth of July is a sweet Jubilee
fire and drinking and explosions galore--
but if you're a registered Elephant
don't knock on my door
cause I'll fucking kick you in the face
then piss in your eyes
and shove your Shrub in your pee hole.
Cause I'm sick of the lies and all the duplicity
oh, and besides --
the sign says "NO SOLICITING!!!"
based on a true story tonight.
Just kidding. I'm not really Jewish.
and special thanks to Speedphreak for his keen eye and editorial skills!
fire and drinking and explosions galore--
but if you're a registered Elephant
don't knock on my door
cause I'll fucking kick you in the face
then piss in your eyes
and shove your Shrub in your pee hole.
Cause I'm sick of the lies and all the duplicity
oh, and besides --
the sign says "NO SOLICITING!!!"
based on a true story tonight.
Just kidding. I'm not really Jewish.
and special thanks to Speedphreak for his keen eye and editorial skills!
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ps - I like to make lists, but art does defy the whole listing craze. Beauty does too. You can't list beauty, or resonance, or soul. It just is... but, for the sake of an intellectual game, I will crank up a list or two.
I almost never watch awards shows. If someone does the right thing and spectacularly embarasses themself, it will make the highlight-clip rounds. If someone does the wrong thing, behaving well and just graciously thanking producers and god and stuff, who cares?
[Edited on Jul 05, 2004 5:39PM]