I've got a long day tomorrow. 12 to 10. Getting ready to serve 400 people on Thursday. Think cooking is glamorous? Take a look at me tomorrow when I'm washing potatoes for an hour.
I know. All those other fake holidays are so stupid. At least this one is for something real. Something that should be appreciated. Not all that hokey pokey jesus business.
and we perform unnecessary anal probes on them at various times during the day.
The world doesn't revolve around me?!!! What?!!!