I haven't let my apartment since Wednesday, no really, I haven't been outside since Wednesday morning.
What the hermit has been doing:
* working my non-existant asian ass off to create the illusion of an incredibly long back.
* eating mini jelly belly candy canes and trying desperately to forget that I have pudding pops in the freezer. I also ate 1/2 a pack of saltines yesterday. It's not starving on purpose, I'm just busy being a freak and a dork.
* drinking/soaking/bathing/absorbing/drowning in water, I'm living off of water.
* Xtreme existing, quite hardcore, I know.
* buying random shit from Japan. Damn you Yuki, Manko, Noelani and everyone else who fuels my whorish consumer habits.
* playing Makai Senki Disgaea. I know, out of all the game genres that I could possibly love, I love strategy rpgs the most. Can I get any lamer than staring at the screen for 5 hours trying to think of the best way to do a geo link combo chain that will let me the 3 EXP + 275 I need to level my rogue to a level 20 because she only have 57 hp and blows serious ass but I need her to level to get better classes...... and kill all the enemies with that neat explody thing when you clear the screen of geo squares?!!? What's worse is I own the Japanese version of this game on my fucking metallic pink ps2 and they are BOTH Limited editions... oh, and I bought the new slim US ps2 and the us version of the game, so now I have two versions of the same game in different languages and two ps2s.
* speaking of which, I'm preordering a goddamn psp and getting a DS... just for Sawaru Wario DS game which is going to rock my mini-game bidet asshole washing world. (if you played wario wares on the gba, you should know that one of the mini games is aiming a bidet arm to squirt a puckered asshole with water, but anyway...)
* I think Eric has my credit card, this is a good thing. He keeps it for me... so I don't use it.
* I'm selling that coat I got from Japan that I wore on Monday. Long, gray, dark fur, Ba-tsu brand. Want it? How about some Goth Lolita socks?
and really, what is the thing on the left? Do you know?
What the hermit has been doing:
* working my non-existant asian ass off to create the illusion of an incredibly long back.
* eating mini jelly belly candy canes and trying desperately to forget that I have pudding pops in the freezer. I also ate 1/2 a pack of saltines yesterday. It's not starving on purpose, I'm just busy being a freak and a dork.
* drinking/soaking/bathing/absorbing/drowning in water, I'm living off of water.
* Xtreme existing, quite hardcore, I know.
* buying random shit from Japan. Damn you Yuki, Manko, Noelani and everyone else who fuels my whorish consumer habits.
* playing Makai Senki Disgaea. I know, out of all the game genres that I could possibly love, I love strategy rpgs the most. Can I get any lamer than staring at the screen for 5 hours trying to think of the best way to do a geo link combo chain that will let me the 3 EXP + 275 I need to level my rogue to a level 20 because she only have 57 hp and blows serious ass but I need her to level to get better classes...... and kill all the enemies with that neat explody thing when you clear the screen of geo squares?!!? What's worse is I own the Japanese version of this game on my fucking metallic pink ps2 and they are BOTH Limited editions... oh, and I bought the new slim US ps2 and the us version of the game, so now I have two versions of the same game in different languages and two ps2s.
* speaking of which, I'm preordering a goddamn psp and getting a DS... just for Sawaru Wario DS game which is going to rock my mini-game bidet asshole washing world. (if you played wario wares on the gba, you should know that one of the mini games is aiming a bidet arm to squirt a puckered asshole with water, but anyway...)
* I think Eric has my credit card, this is a good thing. He keeps it for me... so I don't use it.
* I'm selling that coat I got from Japan that I wore on Monday. Long, gray, dark fur, Ba-tsu brand. Want it? How about some Goth Lolita socks?
and really, what is the thing on the left? Do you know?
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boogaloos tomorrow at 10:00?
You can't lock yourself in your room for long. There's SGSF to be hangin out with!