It's like this bitches... I wanna be drunk right now, or high... Anyways, I dont wanna be sober!?! But I'm alone and I dont feel like gettin' fucked up alone... so what I'm plannin' on doin' is goin' to pick up this midget hooker that I know, and partyin' w/ her... I just felt the need to share w/ everyone... And yes I could go pick up my lovely girlfriend - but she lives way the fucks over 45 min away and it's a damn icestorm out... so midget it is!?!
plasmajam917:
i'd fuck the midget over me anyday. you've got my vote.
nadya:
I knew it was only a matter of time before you became an alcoholic/stoner whore. I'm so proud.