GOD DAMN!! I AM FUCKING PISSED OFF AND IN A MOOD TODAY!!! GRRRR.... I'm so pissed I can't even be truly coherent about the stuff that pissed me off!
Things that pissed me off today:
Homeowners associations not allowing me to park anyplace NEAR the condo I was trying to get to and calling within 2 seconds of my stopping by the stairs to unload 2 heavy boxes I was not going to carry over half a mile from the "offsite guest parking" area.
"Neighborhood preservation" people getting on me for washing my car in MY OWN FUCKING LAWN rather than letting the water in the DESERT run onto the street and into the gutter. Aparently conserving water by letting it do double duty is "trashy" and ruins the neighborhood. Hey everyone, I'm trashy didn't you know?
THe Arizona Department of Transportation vehicle emissions testing. I moved to a new county and the cost of hte smog check is more than DOUBLE in this county. $28 I brought $25 in green cash and my credit and ATM cards. They don't take plastic. They treated me like a criminal ordering me out of my car rudely, forcing me to sit in a box while they fucked up my seat position and mirror and then had me pull forward to pay. I lost my checkbook since I never write checks and had only the $25 in cash plus about $5 in my ashtray. The cunt failed my car for "inability to pay and made me leave and supposedly have to do do it all again "because they are on a time limit" rather than wait the 30 seconds it would ahve taken me to count out the $3 in change. Why can't they just accept plastic, or better yet cost $12 like they do in Pima county? Fuck this shit, I'm so fucking done with this shit.
IN this day and age how can it take 6 fucking weeks to get a part for my monitor and 5 weeks to get a part for my embroidery machine??? Seriously, do they need to fucking mine the goddamned raw minerals and have a specially trained elf perform special magic to create the fucking thing and then ship it on the back of a lame snail across the Sahara??? Seriously HOW does it take 5 or 6 weeks for this shit? So yeah I am still sans my monitor AND my embroidery machine.
Stupid hoops and bullshit over liability. WHY can't my son make something and sell it in front of the local supermarket? He's a kid, we're regulars, WHY OH WHY is there noplace a kid can just be a cute kid? It is not even legal to put up a SIGN for your fucking yard sale in this town. We live on a tiny hidden street in the middle of a neighborhood, without a sign no one would every come by here. Why can't kids make any money for themselves anymore?
Stupid judgmental idiots who should DIE!! I'll leave it at that. ARGHHH, today has just been one series of bullshit after another after another. THere is more but I'll pop a vein in my eye and look all red eyed and shitty if I keep going. GRRR.............................
Things that pissed me off today:
Homeowners associations not allowing me to park anyplace NEAR the condo I was trying to get to and calling within 2 seconds of my stopping by the stairs to unload 2 heavy boxes I was not going to carry over half a mile from the "offsite guest parking" area.
"Neighborhood preservation" people getting on me for washing my car in MY OWN FUCKING LAWN rather than letting the water in the DESERT run onto the street and into the gutter. Aparently conserving water by letting it do double duty is "trashy" and ruins the neighborhood. Hey everyone, I'm trashy didn't you know?
THe Arizona Department of Transportation vehicle emissions testing. I moved to a new county and the cost of hte smog check is more than DOUBLE in this county. $28 I brought $25 in green cash and my credit and ATM cards. They don't take plastic. They treated me like a criminal ordering me out of my car rudely, forcing me to sit in a box while they fucked up my seat position and mirror and then had me pull forward to pay. I lost my checkbook since I never write checks and had only the $25 in cash plus about $5 in my ashtray. The cunt failed my car for "inability to pay and made me leave and supposedly have to do do it all again "because they are on a time limit" rather than wait the 30 seconds it would ahve taken me to count out the $3 in change. Why can't they just accept plastic, or better yet cost $12 like they do in Pima county? Fuck this shit, I'm so fucking done with this shit.
IN this day and age how can it take 6 fucking weeks to get a part for my monitor and 5 weeks to get a part for my embroidery machine??? Seriously, do they need to fucking mine the goddamned raw minerals and have a specially trained elf perform special magic to create the fucking thing and then ship it on the back of a lame snail across the Sahara??? Seriously HOW does it take 5 or 6 weeks for this shit? So yeah I am still sans my monitor AND my embroidery machine.
Stupid hoops and bullshit over liability. WHY can't my son make something and sell it in front of the local supermarket? He's a kid, we're regulars, WHY OH WHY is there noplace a kid can just be a cute kid? It is not even legal to put up a SIGN for your fucking yard sale in this town. We live on a tiny hidden street in the middle of a neighborhood, without a sign no one would every come by here. Why can't kids make any money for themselves anymore?
Stupid judgmental idiots who should DIE!! I'll leave it at that. ARGHHH, today has just been one series of bullshit after another after another. THere is more but I'll pop a vein in my eye and look all red eyed and shitty if I keep going. GRRR.............................
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The last place I lived in had one. They had a stupid rule that you cant park your car on the street or drive overnight. The problem was my big arse 4wd doesnt fit in a airplane hanger, let alone the garage I had, so I parked it in the drive..
After the first night, this wanker knocks on my door, tells me the rules, to which I explain my problem. He then has the balls to pull out a tape measure and starts measuring the height of my 4wd. After noticing that it was about 2' too tall for the garage he has the balls to tell me to sell it.
I replied with my Louisville Slugger
Hope you're feeling better.
ps: Atleast you live in a country where if people shit you enough you can get your gun and shoot them.. We have to resort to using wet paper towels because our stupid government wont allow us to bear arms. Wankers..
[Edited on Sep 16, 2005 5:52PM]