An Open Letter to Employees
Dear Employees,
What makes you think I care about how you do your job? Why do you think I want to hear what a dick your boss is, how over worked you are, when you had your last break or what your internal policies and procedures are? More so, what makes you think I have even the slightest interest in the more mundane aspects of your job such as how you have to fill out 3 forms in order to accept my credit card payment at your teller window. Last time I checked, paying at the teller window is an option I have as a customer, and however many forms YOU have to fill out does not concern me in the least. I honestly dont give two shits HOW you do your job. I dont come into your place of work and tell you how I do my job, or how tough MY life is or how few personal days I have had, dont dump that shit on me either. If you hate your fucking job so much LOOK FOR A NEW ONE, if filling out 3 forms TO DO WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR is too difficult for you, then maybe you should seek a less paperwork intensive career path.
Seriously, just do your fucking job, leave me out of your workplace drama and for gods fucking sake, DONT tell me all the steps and procedures you have to go through to fulfill my request when my request is within the normal guidelines of what you are supposed to do and dont LECTURE me about your policy and how I inconvenienced you and how screwed up your coworker is when I have IN WRITING something from him telling me that I am supposed to pick up my item from you today and how he should have called you to let you know I was coming. DO YOU THINK I FUCKING CARE? JUST GIVE ME MY GODDAMEND TORTILLA MAKER AND LET ME GET ON WITH MY LIFE!!!
Thank you.
Has anyone else noticed this trend as of late? Seriously everyplace I go employees are dumping WAY too much shit onto me. It really is beginning to annoy the crap out of me. Is this just a me thing? Have I become grumpy and intolerant in my old age? I always thought it was unprofessional to dump company drama on a customer, but at this point in my life when people do this I have started telling them I dont want to hear it and to just do their fucking job or I ask them if they would like me to explain how I do my job. And more recently, like today, my child support worker started telling me how tough her job and life was and about the mundane crap she does that does not concern me so I went ahead and cut her off and started explaining how tough it is to hoop fabric in my embroidery machine until I saw her eyes glaze over. What the fuck, you know. Get some friends who give a shit or keep a journal.
Dear Employees,
What makes you think I care about how you do your job? Why do you think I want to hear what a dick your boss is, how over worked you are, when you had your last break or what your internal policies and procedures are? More so, what makes you think I have even the slightest interest in the more mundane aspects of your job such as how you have to fill out 3 forms in order to accept my credit card payment at your teller window. Last time I checked, paying at the teller window is an option I have as a customer, and however many forms YOU have to fill out does not concern me in the least. I honestly dont give two shits HOW you do your job. I dont come into your place of work and tell you how I do my job, or how tough MY life is or how few personal days I have had, dont dump that shit on me either. If you hate your fucking job so much LOOK FOR A NEW ONE, if filling out 3 forms TO DO WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR is too difficult for you, then maybe you should seek a less paperwork intensive career path.
Seriously, just do your fucking job, leave me out of your workplace drama and for gods fucking sake, DONT tell me all the steps and procedures you have to go through to fulfill my request when my request is within the normal guidelines of what you are supposed to do and dont LECTURE me about your policy and how I inconvenienced you and how screwed up your coworker is when I have IN WRITING something from him telling me that I am supposed to pick up my item from you today and how he should have called you to let you know I was coming. DO YOU THINK I FUCKING CARE? JUST GIVE ME MY GODDAMEND TORTILLA MAKER AND LET ME GET ON WITH MY LIFE!!!
Thank you.
Has anyone else noticed this trend as of late? Seriously everyplace I go employees are dumping WAY too much shit onto me. It really is beginning to annoy the crap out of me. Is this just a me thing? Have I become grumpy and intolerant in my old age? I always thought it was unprofessional to dump company drama on a customer, but at this point in my life when people do this I have started telling them I dont want to hear it and to just do their fucking job or I ask them if they would like me to explain how I do my job. And more recently, like today, my child support worker started telling me how tough her job and life was and about the mundane crap she does that does not concern me so I went ahead and cut her off and started explaining how tough it is to hoop fabric in my embroidery machine until I saw her eyes glaze over. What the fuck, you know. Get some friends who give a shit or keep a journal.
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I always like to hear how other people like their gadgets. I hate buying without some actual use reviews.
[Edited on Aug 22, 2005 9:39PM]