As an update to my previous post>
The city has all sorts of "Neighborhood preservation ordinances" they have a whole government office dedicated to this with special badged officers who go around enforcing this crap. They have a special "rat your neighbors" hotline and a web site you can go to in order to rat out your neighbors for infractions such as having weeds more than 6" tall, or having a piece of trash larger than 4"x4" in your yard, having a peeling paint piece on your house, or having items in the bed of a truck or trailer. Also having an untrimmed shrub or a dieing piece of landscape, a broken window, graffiti, mismatched wall or fence colors, you name it they have an ordinance against it.
Anyway, if you have the misfortune of having worthless piece of shit neighbors who should die because their lives are obviously worthless and meaningless and therefor serve no useful function to society, you will have the city come out to your house every few weeks and hassle and bother you. They come out and bother me every few weeks. They came out about my hearse a few weeks ago, but couldn't get me with anything. They try but they can never stick me with anything because my property is usually within compliance. They wrote me up about the hearse and then for weeds in my neighbors alley. I called and showed them how they wrote me up for my neighbors weeds and had them approve the hearse (and this is all the city, I don't have a real HOA, I won't live in a neighborhood with an HOA, though now it seems it doesn't matter) so since they come out ever few weeks, they noticed I had this fan in the back of an enclosed trailer and slapped me with a ticket for it. I think it is bullshit, you can't even see the fan unless you walk up to the trailer and look into it. The way I read the ordinance, it states "No personal property or car parts visible from beyond the boundaries of the property" so I thought the fan was safe, but they consider the AIR to be a boundary of the property. I took the fucking fan out and put it in my garage, but it doesn't matter. I think they are sick of being called about me all the time and then having to go home empty handed. My thing is why don't they get on my shitty cunt of a neighbor for calling in false reports? Why does it have to fall on me all the time? WHY IS MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS not an acceptable response to give worthless people with nothing better to do but sit around complaining about other people? We don't bother anyone, we mind our own business here. But oh no, someone here on my street doesn't like "devil worshipers" in her neighborhood so she makes a point to make my life as miserable as she can. I seriously hope her house catches fire soon so I can run out and get some marshmallows. Seriously, I'm at that point if I see a neighbors house on fire, I'm not even going to do anything but watch it burn because I'm no longer inclined to do anything good and neighborly and civic. Fuck these people. I really just want to be left alone. To me other people's rights, when it comes to me doing stuff which doesn't infringe on them in any way, end with shut the hell up and leave me alone. Beyond that they have no rights. Of course these days that doesn't seem to be acceptable. Always someone trying to tell someone else how to talk, how to dress, how to be and how to live. Mind your own business, shut the hell up and leave me alone.
The city has all sorts of "Neighborhood preservation ordinances" they have a whole government office dedicated to this with special badged officers who go around enforcing this crap. They have a special "rat your neighbors" hotline and a web site you can go to in order to rat out your neighbors for infractions such as having weeds more than 6" tall, or having a piece of trash larger than 4"x4" in your yard, having a peeling paint piece on your house, or having items in the bed of a truck or trailer. Also having an untrimmed shrub or a dieing piece of landscape, a broken window, graffiti, mismatched wall or fence colors, you name it they have an ordinance against it.
Anyway, if you have the misfortune of having worthless piece of shit neighbors who should die because their lives are obviously worthless and meaningless and therefor serve no useful function to society, you will have the city come out to your house every few weeks and hassle and bother you. They come out and bother me every few weeks. They came out about my hearse a few weeks ago, but couldn't get me with anything. They try but they can never stick me with anything because my property is usually within compliance. They wrote me up about the hearse and then for weeds in my neighbors alley. I called and showed them how they wrote me up for my neighbors weeds and had them approve the hearse (and this is all the city, I don't have a real HOA, I won't live in a neighborhood with an HOA, though now it seems it doesn't matter) so since they come out ever few weeks, they noticed I had this fan in the back of an enclosed trailer and slapped me with a ticket for it. I think it is bullshit, you can't even see the fan unless you walk up to the trailer and look into it. The way I read the ordinance, it states "No personal property or car parts visible from beyond the boundaries of the property" so I thought the fan was safe, but they consider the AIR to be a boundary of the property. I took the fucking fan out and put it in my garage, but it doesn't matter. I think they are sick of being called about me all the time and then having to go home empty handed. My thing is why don't they get on my shitty cunt of a neighbor for calling in false reports? Why does it have to fall on me all the time? WHY IS MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS not an acceptable response to give worthless people with nothing better to do but sit around complaining about other people? We don't bother anyone, we mind our own business here. But oh no, someone here on my street doesn't like "devil worshipers" in her neighborhood so she makes a point to make my life as miserable as she can. I seriously hope her house catches fire soon so I can run out and get some marshmallows. Seriously, I'm at that point if I see a neighbors house on fire, I'm not even going to do anything but watch it burn because I'm no longer inclined to do anything good and neighborly and civic. Fuck these people. I really just want to be left alone. To me other people's rights, when it comes to me doing stuff which doesn't infringe on them in any way, end with shut the hell up and leave me alone. Beyond that they have no rights. Of course these days that doesn't seem to be acceptable. Always someone trying to tell someone else how to talk, how to dress, how to be and how to live. Mind your own business, shut the hell up and leave me alone.
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People really do suck a LOT of the time. I am sorry that you live in a highly concentrated area of people that suck. I hope that your new year brings encounters with a multitude of nice people to make up for your shitty neighbors.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
neighbours are a bad invention. someone should forbid them!