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don't get too excited!!
this one time i ran through barnes and nobles and i got all these books about architecture and i would put them one by one on the escelator down to the first level, and after about 2 minute sthey started to notice the books piling up at the bottom and by that time i was fuckin' outa there.
It's actually my claim to fame. Pretty shortly after that, one of the baristas notices, hey, what are all these architecutre books doing here? BAM. The second that barista turns her head I'm out with the whole bag of espresso mix.
Espresso is also a claim to fame. Absolutely livid, i was, running down the sunny streets. i'm glad i do live in a city. Pouring the powder down the hatch as if I was the very first to do so.. and then i think, yes. yes i am the first.
The next street sign i saw aroudn the corner just about blew my eyes out with how fucking red it was.
Jesus how i don't smoke like i used to. More espresso, and it's time to use my patented SG communicator watch. Urgent messeage from suicide girls! we need your help!
beep beep
boop beep!
but really, if i did have a sg communicator watch, i'd say you ladies are the best, and having a camera i would gladly be a suicide boy.
gladly.
love you all
don't get too excited!!
this one time i ran through barnes and nobles and i got all these books about architecture and i would put them one by one on the escelator down to the first level, and after about 2 minute sthey started to notice the books piling up at the bottom and by that time i was fuckin' outa there.
It's actually my claim to fame. Pretty shortly after that, one of the baristas notices, hey, what are all these architecutre books doing here? BAM. The second that barista turns her head I'm out with the whole bag of espresso mix.
Espresso is also a claim to fame. Absolutely livid, i was, running down the sunny streets. i'm glad i do live in a city. Pouring the powder down the hatch as if I was the very first to do so.. and then i think, yes. yes i am the first.
The next street sign i saw aroudn the corner just about blew my eyes out with how fucking red it was.
Jesus how i don't smoke like i used to. More espresso, and it's time to use my patented SG communicator watch. Urgent messeage from suicide girls! we need your help!
beep beep
boop beep!
but really, if i did have a sg communicator watch, i'd say you ladies are the best, and having a camera i would gladly be a suicide boy.
gladly.
love you all