does anyone know the specifics on baby fat
i believe there might be baby fat on my cheeks.
maybe it's from cramming too many food items in my cheeck when i was young
because i was nuts.
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reminds me of that character from catch 22
who would shove small apples inside his cheek
and that was all he cared to do at that moment....
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i believe there might be baby fat on my cheeks.
maybe it's from cramming too many food items in my cheeck when i was young
because i was nuts.
\
reminds me of that character from catch 22
who would shove small apples inside his cheek
and that was all he cared to do at that moment....
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In Egyptian mythology, the universe was created through an act of masturbation of the sun god Atum.
midnightpride:
Abstract (Document Summary)
The notion that babies should spend the night apart from their parents is widely accepted, but it makes no sense.
The natural nighttime arrangement is for children to sleep alongside their mothers for the first few years.
EVERY NIGHT THOUSANDS OF PARENTS, following standard child-care advice, engage in a bloodcurdling
ritual. They put their several-months-old infant in a crib, leave the room, and studiously ignore its crying. The crying
may go on for 20 or 30 minutes before a parent is allowed to return. The baby may then be patted but not picked
up, and the parent must quickly leave, after which the crying typically resumes. Eventually sleep comes, but the
ritual recurs when the child awakes during the night.
The same thing happens the next night, except that the parent must wait five minutes longer before the designated
patting. This goes on for a week, two weeks, maybe even a month. If all goes well, the day finally arrives when the
child can fall asleep without fuss and go the whole night without being fed. For Mommy and Daddy, it's Miller time.
The notion that babies should spend the night apart from their parents is widely accepted, but it makes no sense.
The natural nighttime arrangement is for children to sleep alongside their mothers for the first few years.
EVERY NIGHT THOUSANDS OF PARENTS, following standard child-care advice, engage in a bloodcurdling
ritual. They put their several-months-old infant in a crib, leave the room, and studiously ignore its crying. The crying
may go on for 20 or 30 minutes before a parent is allowed to return. The baby may then be patted but not picked
up, and the parent must quickly leave, after which the crying typically resumes. Eventually sleep comes, but the
ritual recurs when the child awakes during the night.
The same thing happens the next night, except that the parent must wait five minutes longer before the designated
patting. This goes on for a week, two weeks, maybe even a month. If all goes well, the day finally arrives when the
child can fall asleep without fuss and go the whole night without being fed. For Mommy and Daddy, it's Miller time.
bird:
wahhooo masturbation!
An initial question was asked by anthropologists studying cultures in the New Guiney highlands, and with this raw primitive culture to study, the question was asked what are men good for. Analysis concluded that men went hunting, and the women went foraging, with the women bringing back more calories than the men on average, the men only succeeding every once and a while. This evidence...
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Hey, i came across something in an anthropology class that's relevant to all you suicide girls!
In different countries around the middle east, (veils and all) at weddings there are belly dancers who's purpose is to excite the men, so that they may perform at their best.
To that extent, the lot of you have so thusly changed my life.
I swear it's more of...
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In different countries around the middle east, (veils and all) at weddings there are belly dancers who's purpose is to excite the men, so that they may perform at their best.
To that extent, the lot of you have so thusly changed my life.
I swear it's more of...
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midnightpride:
i comment my own blogs, i do what i want.
in the words of an alchohlic friend
*don't give a fuck*
poets in the stratosphere
next time i fry my brains with acid i'm going to take all sorts of good books
kid A, maybe some sparklers, ground blossoms, head up to the waterfalls
in the springtime.
Then come back to look at what facts americains can follow, in order to stop polluting. What do we do with you, christian suburbia?
what do we do with the metropolitain cities... and how much do they even pollute in comparison to highway travel. should we use government expendature to build huge monorail systems to span across the states.. and more train systems to transport goods rather than using huge trucks. i'm excited for the new stimulis bill, and we should investigate it and make sure it passes in congress.. ... reform... wal marts and stupid shampoo brands and all.
May darwin ride shotgun in everyones car
and may our pretty faces be accompanied by our witts.
every day everyone knows they'res something goin on.
I always wanted to die optimistic and trying.
it seems like every moment is a prelude of learning-- to the way in which we eventually die.
and our generation has hardly defined what it means to be a man
isolation and obscurity permits for freedom of speech,
i swear the internet and anonamous art postings are the bane
but also the shining beacon of the unique and the free.
banksy
Something more commentable.. i had a crack head friend and he just inherited 500,000 dollars. He's got a shifty head on his shoulders, but a pretty good head none-theless. if anyone knows any facts about hemp production, uses, or any entrapanurial ideas that'd be good for o'le planet earth, spill e'm. this kid will use it for something once he proves his sanity to his sister, most likely by working at walgreens.
in the words of an alchohlic friend
*don't give a fuck*
poets in the stratosphere
next time i fry my brains with acid i'm going to take all sorts of good books
kid A, maybe some sparklers, ground blossoms, head up to the waterfalls
in the springtime.
Then come back to look at what facts americains can follow, in order to stop polluting. What do we do with you, christian suburbia?
what do we do with the metropolitain cities... and how much do they even pollute in comparison to highway travel. should we use government expendature to build huge monorail systems to span across the states.. and more train systems to transport goods rather than using huge trucks. i'm excited for the new stimulis bill, and we should investigate it and make sure it passes in congress.. ... reform... wal marts and stupid shampoo brands and all.
May darwin ride shotgun in everyones car
and may our pretty faces be accompanied by our witts.
every day everyone knows they'res something goin on.
I always wanted to die optimistic and trying.
it seems like every moment is a prelude of learning-- to the way in which we eventually die.
and our generation has hardly defined what it means to be a man
isolation and obscurity permits for freedom of speech,
i swear the internet and anonamous art postings are the bane
but also the shining beacon of the unique and the free.
banksy
Something more commentable.. i had a crack head friend and he just inherited 500,000 dollars. He's got a shifty head on his shoulders, but a pretty good head none-theless. if anyone knows any facts about hemp production, uses, or any entrapanurial ideas that'd be good for o'le planet earth, spill e'm. this kid will use it for something once he proves his sanity to his sister, most likely by working at walgreens.
and then the little girl said
"let's get on the train so then we'll be HAPPY"
"just calm down, wait a bit," her parents said.
"noo, let's get on the train and then we'll get happy!"
the 3 year old said again with some distress--
and then I wonder why we all cant just be happy now. it makes me sad children most of the...
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"let's get on the train so then we'll be HAPPY"
"just calm down, wait a bit," her parents said.
"noo, let's get on the train and then we'll get happy!"
the 3 year old said again with some distress--
and then I wonder why we all cant just be happy now. it makes me sad children most of the...
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midnightpride:
party pictures and me sporting a bycicle helmate
obama is the captain of the ss titanic, also known as the united states, the ship too huge to sink.
Let's all go ahead and try to avoid that iceburg, also known as horribly wastefull complacent lifestyles!
Let's all go ahead and try to avoid that iceburg, also known as horribly wastefull complacent lifestyles!
the best moments in life are generally private
raise chickens
_____
__kill that gang member who's been givin you the crazy eye
_________
___take that second shift at BUY MART
______________
___________explain your emptiness with both hands
___________________________
____________________because when it comes to party
________________________________________________
_______________________________the suicide girls know what to do
_________________________________
________________________________________so do most ladies
_________________________________________________
_____________________________________and all i can now hope to...
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raise chickens
_____
__kill that gang member who's been givin you the crazy eye
_________
___take that second shift at BUY MART
______________
___________explain your emptiness with both hands
___________________________
____________________because when it comes to party
________________________________________________
_______________________________the suicide girls know what to do
_________________________________
________________________________________so do most ladies
_________________________________________________
_____________________________________and all i can now hope to...
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midnightpride:
hey man i really liked your blog
does anyone know if it's the age of aquarius, all these web sites i found fucking suck
does anyone know if it's the age of aquarius, all these web sites i found fucking suck
k2photostudio:
Some days I actually wish I was a security guard. Seriously, it could be one of the best jobs ever.
had a dream i attended a concert
it was a musical family, with projector screens, simple recorded songs,
and credits i rolled along with my friend matt, featuring *brought to you by LSD*
and also advertizing CDR's in an 8 pack
it's friday mo fo's
and community sure was fun in my dream
as opposed to that one guy who spoke in a russian accent,...
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it was a musical family, with projector screens, simple recorded songs,
and credits i rolled along with my friend matt, featuring *brought to you by LSD*
and also advertizing CDR's in an 8 pack
it's friday mo fo's
and community sure was fun in my dream
as opposed to that one guy who spoke in a russian accent,...
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midnightpride:
and a thanks to kiefer and Feyne for their pictures which i stole but have not sold. merry christmas!
midnightpride:
a seiries of pictures that should be made of paper
i made some christmas-
check it out, the tour de france to me stands for hope for our race, (human race,) and the way these two pieces came together it just makes my day
check it out.
"
I'm steadily making more christmas, although i'm not sure who for-
It's my new photo album- it's called,
"should be made of paper"
check it out, the tour de france to me stands for hope for our race, (human race,) and the way these two pieces came together it just makes my day
check it out.
"
I'm steadily making more christmas, although i'm not sure who for-
It's my new photo album- it's called,
"should be made of paper"
midnightpride:
your name is ryan.
midnightpride:
yup, a few more pictures and abraham lincoln.