OK, so I've been craving Chorizo. Think sausage with a spicy, southwestern flavor. As you know, I live in a rather "rural" area. The local Wal-Mart does not carry Chorizo. They *DO* however (and this surprises me as much as anything) carry SOY-rizo.
Yes, I'm a carnivore. They very idea of soy-based "fake" meat offends my delicate sensibilities. I have never found one that was in any way palatable. Until this morning. I fried up this abomination, and folded it into an omelet with sharp cheddar and nothing else but a little salt and pepper. Whole wheat toast, coffee and OJ to round it out.
Wow. No.... WOW!!! It made one fine omelet. And yet, deep inside a little piece of me died with each delicious bite. Satan's own vegetarian alternative has ensnared me.
And the worst part?? Ghod-Dammit, but I found out about this stuff from Olivia's journal. I never would have looked for it, never even would have THOUGHT about looking for it until I read her entry about the pizza that she and S5 made. And now she's off the site (hopefully only temporarily) and I can't thank her personally. Maybe I'll ask S5 to pass it along.
Yes, I'm a carnivore. They very idea of soy-based "fake" meat offends my delicate sensibilities. I have never found one that was in any way palatable. Until this morning. I fried up this abomination, and folded it into an omelet with sharp cheddar and nothing else but a little salt and pepper. Whole wheat toast, coffee and OJ to round it out.
Wow. No.... WOW!!! It made one fine omelet. And yet, deep inside a little piece of me died with each delicious bite. Satan's own vegetarian alternative has ensnared me.
And the worst part?? Ghod-Dammit, but I found out about this stuff from Olivia's journal. I never would have looked for it, never even would have THOUGHT about looking for it until I read her entry about the pizza that she and S5 made. And now she's off the site (hopefully only temporarily) and I can't thank her personally. Maybe I'll ask S5 to pass it along.
I was SO fucking livid.