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mick3

Gahanna, OH

Member Since 2004

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Saturday Mar 27, 2004

Mar 27, 2004
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...hunched over engorged with embarrassment the anxious figure awaiting a response any response from customer service on the other end of the telephone

Hello, I do apologize for your wait time, MEGANET SERVICES LIMITED INCORPORATED this is Luanne in Existing Accounts how may I assist you this evening?

Trembling with visions of boundless possibility, he awkwardly clears his rasp throat

Yes, hi, hello I, pardon me, I was calling to inquire in regards to further receiving information relevant to my questions pertaining to the uh, offerings available with your company

Of course, sir, as I said how may I assist you this evening?

Gulping the last drops of stale tap water from the Dixie cup next to him on the floor, he musters remnants of what was once his being to finally utter

YES PLEASE HAVE THE OC-192 INSTALLED WITH AVAILABLE REDUNDANT BACKBONE FAILSAFE OPTIONS THANK YOU. He drops the phone. Everything pales in comparison to the violent wheezing begging air to fill his lungs.

Also, sir I do see here that you are currently enrolled with MEGANET FINANCIAL, LLC a subsidiary of MEGANET SERVICES LIMITED INCORPORATED, and have taken advantage of our No Payments until First Born plan. Will you be consolidating this addition into your outstanding balance, as well?

Every drop of blood cascades below he brain in pursuit towards his stagnant hindquarters, nearly limp with the realization as to the scope of his situation, which he has likely increased exponentially with the acquisition of unfathomable bandwidth combined with redundant infinite guarantees of availability

He cannot speak

Sir. Sir, are you there? Is this a crank call, shall I cancel your order? Are you OK?

Head in his hands weeping he pick up the receiver wiping the tears, snot and sweat from his mouth manages a whisper into the phone

yes, Im here. The order is correct. Please have the technicians call before they arrive th, thank you

Click.

puke

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