Welcome to dead baby hour with Michelle Fatale!
-How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
-What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
-What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
-Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!
Thank you and tune in next time!
-How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
-What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
-What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
-Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!
Thank you and tune in next time!
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dead baby jokes will never die
.....even if i dont get over 50% of them :x