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How to Get Rid of Crabs:

First, you shave a landing strip.

Second, you set the sides on fire.

When the crabs run into the middle, you stab them with a butcher knife.

(heard that in a tattoo shop yesterday. laughed my ass off)
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baddog_ar:
Happy birthday, sorry I am late, I was not on the past two days. Hope it went good for ya. Take care of yourself. Later. ARRR!!! love biggrin
todd31:
personally I think I'd go for the not getting them in the first place thing wink
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here's the choice i have to make:

love work and hate home
or
hate work and love home

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jennifer:
call me!

[Edited on Jul 31, 2004 4:08PM]
baddog_ar:
Did you make the choice? I hope that you are doing okay, and at least had a remotely good weekend. Take care, later. ARRR!!!
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i find it amusing (and slightly annoying) that whenever i click to view a new set, i get a pop-up for some sexual enhancemnet drug.


now thats marketing.
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baddog_ar:
Hope you had a good weekend. Later. ARRR!!!
baddog_ar:
just saying hi, and hope that you are doing okay. later. ARRR!!! smile
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hey hey, my birthday is in 14 days. smile
baddog_ar:
Not too far away, what are you going to do? Just curious.... Hope that you are doing okay, Later. ARRR!!!
jennifer:
heck yeha mine is in 31 days!!!!!!
you better call me when you are up!
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whatever

cherry coke for breakfast is kind of gross.
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todd31:
what I would give for a cherry coke biggrin
karismic:
i would say! i find pop in the morning makes me ill!
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so, our bosses at work are looking to move out of their house at the inn and find a place that has a few bedrooms for their kids. to make a complicated story short, we get to rent a cottage at the inn! it will be so fun. we get to have a dog, and i don't have to drive to work (because that ONE...
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baddog_ar:
That's great. See I think you luck is turning around....Have a good weekend!! Later. ARRR!!!
filmme:
awesome.. just make doubly sue that your life doesnt completely revolve around that place.... and dont take shit from anyone because you are there.
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so if you all recall, my old (bitch) landlord sued us for $5,000 for rent and utilities and we had to go to small claims court where we had our claims heard by some (bitch) pro tem judge. the judge "recommended" we paid a total of $2,400 for utilities for 6 months, even though that was never in the agreement and we worked our asses...
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baddog_ar:
Shit, man I know what it is like to have to pay 'court' ordered money, and I know that $562 is alot of money but it is hella better than paying $2400. Take the judgement and pay the bitch landlord blackeyed And then just ruin her rep. You know that word of mouth is the best advertisement, good or bad. There are ways to get vengenance without it costing you more legal matters, like assault or arson. I know that is extreme but you know what I am saying. I am still waiting on the damn person to finish reading the Gunslinger so I can check it out of the library, but they have until the 20th. I know I sound stupid but am excited about trying to read books again. Have a good weekend, and try to relax. Later. ARRR!!!
todd31:
I hate paying the court money the last time I had to pay it cost me $810.00 just because I fort to pay a reinstament fee and drove on a suspended license OOOOPPPSS shocked atleast you got out of fairly cheap and if I was you I would send her like a dollar a month or something*hehehehehe* I know I'm terrible but thats what my ex g/f is doing to me right nowthe stinking whore that she is mad oops did I think out loud again wink
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i live here and i pay the rent, but its not home. and i don't think it ever will be.

i don't know how to make myself happy here.

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todd31:
I know exactly how you feel biggrin I'm stuck in a state I despise I am always looking for a way out and not coming up with anything remotely intriging to try and obtain so I just leave things the way they are frown boring and repetitive I do the same thing everyday of the week...work,sleep,paybills...oh wait I think thats the story of everones life isn't it biggrin
todd31:
hope your having a good day today I know I am I just got back from dropping off the pic for my new tattoo that I'm getting saturday biggrin
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i feel like i have fiberglass all over my body, and it hurts to high hell.

a chihuahua stole my underwear today.

i got sunburnt at starbucks.

i have a hole in my finger from digging out a splinter.

my boyfriend is worried. he's worried i think about girls more than him.

i don't want to leave the bay area.
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todd31:
I love the bay area myself lived there a few years ago and I'm still trying to figure out why I ever left there wink nothing like a little ankle biter stealing your underware damn little ankle biter mad tell your boyfriend not to worry till you leave him for a girl biggrin
todd31:
me either thats why I still live 3,000 + miles from california biggrin
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bay area this weekend

::insert sigh of relief::

kiss
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howdidigethere:
i will the next time i go there....it could be a long long time eeek
baddog_ar:
I went to get Gunslinger, and it was out until the 20th, however I took the time to renew my library card. Have a good weekend. Later. ARRR!!!