Ok I am worried about my homeless guy. My office is in downtown los angeles and I am sick to death of the turd studded sidewalks and the homeless tents (its either that or the worst camping trip ever). But there was the coolest homeless guy who I considerd my friend. Never pushy never yelling at you, never trying to break into your car, He was just a guy who was a little to crazy to keep a home. I looked up from my desk the other day and he was standing next to me. He asked me if he could use my computer. Why I asked. He said because he wanted to step out. Of course I was a little nervouse so I just punched step out into google and nothing really showed up. Then he started saying he wants to step out of his body but he didn't know how. He showed me where he was stabbing himself with chopsticks and pencils in his gut and his neck. I was still too nervouse for me and my partner and our employee and not fully understanding what the hell was going on so he asked me for a smoke, I walked towards the door gave him a couple of smokes and said good luck. After figuring out what happend I tried calling the missions down here and see if they ever send people out to talk to homeless people. He said no. I knew if I called the cops they would 51/50him (72hourpsych eval) but I didn't want him to know I called. So I waited. Now he is gone. I don't know where he is. He has been out my window every day since we moved in here. I think it has already been 3 days and I am worried about my boy

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I'm such a geek. Thanks to your inspiration I just googled "turd" and all these pictures of Karl Rove came up.