Is 35 too old for this shit???? Fuck it, who cares. Just means I have more stories. Moved to silverlake. No more dead hobo's downtown. Bye bye turd studded sidewalks and lot lizards of questionable gender. Good bye worlds uglyest lot lizard(truck stop hooker in case you needed to know) allthough functional as she might be (toothless) I don't see how anyone could get past the smell. (I had to walk past her every day so don't get any ideas) The worst part is, when I moved down into her turff, first time I saw her I thought she was hot. I might as well be blind in one eye because she was hideous. Drugs streets and pimps had punished this chick hard. From far away I saw dark hair, skinny, short shorts and a little top, then damnn!!!! Ok silverlake is better. Still work dwontown but silver lake is better. Happy presidents day. Everyon gets to go out and shoot a president. (click...... wiretap) michael
