My horniness is fucking with my mind.
I've found myself actually considering dating a girl just to have sex.
Which would mean I would have to lie to make her think I wanted a relationship.
One thing I am not is a liar.
I feel like a douche just for considering it.
Ex-girlfriend sex would be awesome, right about now.
Or sex sex.
I've found myself actually considering dating a girl just to have sex.
Which would mean I would have to lie to make her think I wanted a relationship.
One thing I am not is a liar.
I feel like a douche just for considering it.
Ex-girlfriend sex would be awesome, right about now.
Or sex sex.

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maibey:
Beggars can't be choosers!
Why must all the loose women be so incompatible with one's eyesight?

maibey:
Like tight-lipped awkward kissers or sloppy inhale half your face kissers?