Thinking of starting my own religion. So far I have three deities added.
First is the Million breasted Java Goddess. Those coffee shop chain employees whom live a moral life, despite corporate brain-washing will go to the Java goddesss chamber and suck on one breast and shall never want.
Second is the two-faced God/Goddess of luck; representing both good and bad luck.
Third is the God of debauchery. No one has looked upon the face of the God of debauchery: if you did you would be overcome with so much ecstasy youd die.
I need followers and more gods. I dont want to give in to the trinity pack offered by other religions
P.S. I wrote this drunk. Can you tell? Thank the gods for computerized spell checkers.
First is the Million breasted Java Goddess. Those coffee shop chain employees whom live a moral life, despite corporate brain-washing will go to the Java goddesss chamber and suck on one breast and shall never want.
Second is the two-faced God/Goddess of luck; representing both good and bad luck.
Third is the God of debauchery. No one has looked upon the face of the God of debauchery: if you did you would be overcome with so much ecstasy youd die.
I need followers and more gods. I dont want to give in to the trinity pack offered by other religions
P.S. I wrote this drunk. Can you tell? Thank the gods for computerized spell checkers.
representing whitey's and captains cove haha