Ok, so I like Ozzy. I realize that every middle-age-crisis guy out there has a power mix tape with an Ozzy song on it, and Jerk Metal-heads listen to him; but I dont give a fuck. I still like Ozzy.
Poor man. They probably pump his kidneys once a week to keep him alive. Cant understand a thing hes saying anymore.
I saw an evil omen this morning. Someone left a birth control pill outside my apartment door. I have no clue how it got there, being as I and the guy next door to me do not have wifes/girlfriends. Think Ill go out and buy extra-thick condoms tonight. Micah has a morbid fear of children. I could stand having a little girl maybe, but I wouldnt know what to do with boys:
Little boy: Hey Daddy, lets go outside and play catch!
Micah: Sorry son, but sports are for Ballcap-wearing-pot-belly-rednecks. Why dont you go listen to some Beethoven while reading Plato?
Poor man. They probably pump his kidneys once a week to keep him alive. Cant understand a thing hes saying anymore.
I saw an evil omen this morning. Someone left a birth control pill outside my apartment door. I have no clue how it got there, being as I and the guy next door to me do not have wifes/girlfriends. Think Ill go out and buy extra-thick condoms tonight. Micah has a morbid fear of children. I could stand having a little girl maybe, but I wouldnt know what to do with boys:
Little boy: Hey Daddy, lets go outside and play catch!
Micah: Sorry son, but sports are for Ballcap-wearing-pot-belly-rednecks. Why dont you go listen to some Beethoven while reading Plato?