Yay, Bush won.
Anyways I am so ready to be past that election, so let's move on...
My Mom made me take a "decent" picture of me for my Dad's Christmas Party programs. Yes, they have a stuffy X-Mas parties and yes they have silly programs, so I shot a pic of myself:
Don't I look fucking normal, ugh!
My Dad got on the phone and made me promise to wear something nice and not to bring any guys that looked like skinhead punker nazis with me. Ha ha
But I love my Daddy, I just wish that I liked guys like him so he would be happy. Alas, it is not to be...
I still remember the first time my Daddy busted down my door, shotgun in hand and made the boy pee his pants
Yes, I am, or was, a Daddy's girl....
Actually my Daddy isn't really my real Dad, he's my stepdad; but I've never known my real Dad and my Mommy married my Dad when I was like 1, so I don't know the difference, there isn't one really is there?
I miss my friends back home
I can't wait to see them.....
My sister looks like Barbie, seriously Barbie. She's 5'8" and blonde and thin and looks like Barbie, ugh, I love her. Hey don't get any ideas, she's 15, yes folks 5'8" and 15!
VNV Nation is doing a New Year's Eve concert, I can't wait! I wish I could go to the Funkervogt concert, but that is not to be......
Hey did you know....my first language was pidgeon?
I got a pair of SG undies, I'll stick them on and take a pic tomorrow. I have like 20 homework assignments to do and I don't want to do them!
When I was a preteen I stole this book on Sex. So my girlfriend and I used to read it and laugh(you know!). Well there was this whole chapter on the eroticism of body odors. It said that you should rub your dirty armpit on your lover and that acts like a pheramon(did I spell that right?) and will turn them on. I'm warning any future lovers: DO NOT RUB YOUR ARMPIT IN MY FACE!
I have a weakness. My weakness includes large, scary tattooed men. I have a Hando complex.
I have another weakness: it is Reeses white chocolate peanut butter cups, i am a
when it comes to them!
Mmmmmmmmm, I'm going to get big and fat and end up like that little girl from Willy Wonka and they'll have to roll me down the street!
Anyways I am so ready to be past that election, so let's move on...
My Mom made me take a "decent" picture of me for my Dad's Christmas Party programs. Yes, they have a stuffy X-Mas parties and yes they have silly programs, so I shot a pic of myself:
Don't I look fucking normal, ugh!
My Dad got on the phone and made me promise to wear something nice and not to bring any guys that looked like skinhead punker nazis with me. Ha ha
But I love my Daddy, I just wish that I liked guys like him so he would be happy. Alas, it is not to be...
I still remember the first time my Daddy busted down my door, shotgun in hand and made the boy pee his pants
Yes, I am, or was, a Daddy's girl....
Actually my Daddy isn't really my real Dad, he's my stepdad; but I've never known my real Dad and my Mommy married my Dad when I was like 1, so I don't know the difference, there isn't one really is there?
I miss my friends back home
I can't wait to see them.....
My sister looks like Barbie, seriously Barbie. She's 5'8" and blonde and thin and looks like Barbie, ugh, I love her. Hey don't get any ideas, she's 15, yes folks 5'8" and 15!
VNV Nation is doing a New Year's Eve concert, I can't wait! I wish I could go to the Funkervogt concert, but that is not to be......
Hey did you know....my first language was pidgeon?
I got a pair of SG undies, I'll stick them on and take a pic tomorrow. I have like 20 homework assignments to do and I don't want to do them!
When I was a preteen I stole this book on Sex. So my girlfriend and I used to read it and laugh(you know!). Well there was this whole chapter on the eroticism of body odors. It said that you should rub your dirty armpit on your lover and that acts like a pheramon(did I spell that right?) and will turn them on. I'm warning any future lovers: DO NOT RUB YOUR ARMPIT IN MY FACE!
I have a weakness. My weakness includes large, scary tattooed men. I have a Hando complex.
I have another weakness: it is Reeses white chocolate peanut butter cups, i am a
when it comes to them!
Mmmmmmmmm, I'm going to get big and fat and end up like that little girl from Willy Wonka and they'll have to roll me down the street!
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armpits=turnons? hmm