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my account has mysteriously reactivated. for the third time.

but first, i travel.

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hello. this is odd. i would like to know who hauled me back here?

hmmm. things have changed.
when i left i was thin and carefree. now i have hips, and a 7 month old.

but i guess thats all thats changed.

i still love godzilla.

"o"

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vacio:
welcome back smile
witnit:
Oh hey! I got hauled back, too and am also confused.
When I left I was flat chested, with a small waist. That's changed for me, too.
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new, all time favourite film:

seven samurai.

jeepers. and, shit!

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smith:
There's definitely something to be said for that kind of cheese. If you like that kind of stuff, make absolutely sure you watch "Dark Star" if you haven't already. It has the best ending ever.
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i fell over today. it was great. one of those completely committed gravity induced face plants.

it was also pretty impressive considering i wasnt running, there were no obstacles, i had on sturdy footwear and was not drunk.

i am also not bruised, grazed or damaged in any way.

so im pretty happy with how the whole thing turned out.

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smith:
Can't argue with not implanting your teeth or random jawbone further back in your mouth!
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yesssss! (doing that downward elbow fist pumping motion of success)

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smith:
That's it? No further enhancement?
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ok. i need to try really hard to master this. the whole self worth thing.

its hard to keep on top of.

i let the strangest things rattle me. and then i get mad that other people are unbothered by all this murkiness that i get caught up in. especially when they are crap people. and especially when they are the crap people that...
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there was an incident.
on friday.

it involved the water from the washing machine.
and the carpet.

all of the carpet.

it occurred to me that i may be in quite a bit of trouble as i stood ankle deep in water trying to switch off power points with a wooden spoon. fishing the modem from the depths.

a few days later and im...
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smith:
Ambient fan noise is fantastic stuff. Mold induced to grow by a leaking washing machine, though - that's not fantastic.