I had the craziest dream last nate about the party that we are having here tonite.
First of all I was having sex with Gabrielle Union while she was talking on the phone. It was good. When we were finished I walked out into the next room, and I was standing in a full size basketball court, with bleachers and a scoreboard. I joined in a game. I suck at basketball in real life, but I was kickin some ass in dreamland. After a while I left the game and went to the basement. I was kickin it on a bed when this huge octopus came walking out of the dark and nustled up against me. I was pretty freaked out by the whole thing, but he seemed friendly, so I let him sit with me. We were just hanging out when my friend, a viloinist, walked up and sat down. The creature was obviously his, because it got all excited upon seeing his master began forcing a cello down his central opening. The octopus just kept shoving it in it's mouth until it poked thru the back of it's head. Happily, my friend picked up the cello and octopus and played them like a violin. It was as if that was the only way he could play. The octupus wasn't hurt, he was diggin it. Then the eight legged, slime ridden buddy heard a dog (roswell, my roomates girlfriend's dog) barking upstairs and ran up after it. If you've ever seen an octopus run up stairs with an ingested cello sticking out of it's head, you know it looks pretty weird.
After that...I think I woke up.
What does it all mean?
First of all I was having sex with Gabrielle Union while she was talking on the phone. It was good. When we were finished I walked out into the next room, and I was standing in a full size basketball court, with bleachers and a scoreboard. I joined in a game. I suck at basketball in real life, but I was kickin some ass in dreamland. After a while I left the game and went to the basement. I was kickin it on a bed when this huge octopus came walking out of the dark and nustled up against me. I was pretty freaked out by the whole thing, but he seemed friendly, so I let him sit with me. We were just hanging out when my friend, a viloinist, walked up and sat down. The creature was obviously his, because it got all excited upon seeing his master began forcing a cello down his central opening. The octopus just kept shoving it in it's mouth until it poked thru the back of it's head. Happily, my friend picked up the cello and octopus and played them like a violin. It was as if that was the only way he could play. The octupus wasn't hurt, he was diggin it. Then the eight legged, slime ridden buddy heard a dog (roswell, my roomates girlfriend's dog) barking upstairs and ran up after it. If you've ever seen an octopus run up stairs with an ingested cello sticking out of it's head, you know it looks pretty weird.
After that...I think I woke up.
What does it all mean?
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Totally, totally rad time.