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My friend Trevor drank a lot this weekend too... except of course he had quite the story to tell, which I shall relay to here, cuz it's 2:30 am and I am bored.
He got drunk at a party on campus with a good friend of his, Erica, whom he had been desiring for a good three years, but she always had a boyfriend or something.... So they get toasty, and go back to her apartment.... they realize neither of them have a condom, so she runs across the street to get one, and he lies down on her bed....
PASSES OUT completely, and wakes up 3 hours later. Alone. With 15 messages on his cellphone...
"Trevor, I left my card key in the room... can you throw it down to me?"
Whoops.
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My friend Trevor drank a lot this weekend too... except of course he had quite the story to tell, which I shall relay to here, cuz it's 2:30 am and I am bored.
He got drunk at a party on campus with a good friend of his, Erica, whom he had been desiring for a good three years, but she always had a boyfriend or something.... So they get toasty, and go back to her apartment.... they realize neither of them have a condom, so she runs across the street to get one, and he lies down on her bed....
PASSES OUT completely, and wakes up 3 hours later. Alone. With 15 messages on his cellphone...
"Trevor, I left my card key in the room... can you throw it down to me?"
Whoops.
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By the way, go Taurus! *beam*