I went to the doctor. I have bronchitis. ..Or however you spell it. I miss things. I need to stop drinking. I'm crazy when I drink.. CRAZY!!!!! It's like the conversion of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Yeah, seriously. I just need someone to videotape me being drunk, then I'll really know the truth. Oh well, I hope those people I was talking to on Tuesday night aren't too offended by my drunken craziness. I thought they were cool.
I did call in sick today.. I should be laying down right now.. but naked chicks draw me in.. but, I must take...nap...now.. with...my ...kitty.
I did call in sick today.. I should be laying down right now.. but naked chicks draw me in.. but, I must take...nap...now.. with...my ...kitty.
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Try to be crazier when you're sober. You'll thank yourself later.