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I'm back. Did anyone notice I was gone? I didn't think so.

Being here for me is like pissing in a black pair of pants, you get a warm feeling but no one notices.

i quit. i have fear.


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nitey-nite everyone

I'm happier than a pile of puppies.

I have no tales of woe and regret on this Valentines day.

I have a wonderful life and in large part I owe it to my wonderful wife.

I tell my kids, "Remember, I loved mommy first." and they laugh and they truly know I love her.

With all the hardships in my life, I feel as though they've only been put before me to...
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Lenores set went up and once again, it's totally funny.

She has got to have the best sense of humor on this site.


I love her...
I want to be her.

"Improvisation is the touchstone of wit."

Molire

You know, the reason I don't update more often is because I'm functionally illiterate and it's hard to find people willing to spell for me.

I also don't have a helluva lot to say.

Oh, here's something I like to say,


CORN!

That was fun.

I've slept. I'm happy.


Life is good again.

I'm also kinda proud of my page pic. It's a photo shopped picture of my back. I love that dragon. I love being Welsh. Most of all,

I LOVE YOU FOR BEING YOU!

I'm tired. I need sleep.

I've "killed" three people in the past week. I've also crashed two cars, lit one on fire, and modified a modern movie camera to work with a crank. Add to that I'm in a huge funk and I don't know why.

Today is the first day in a very long time that I don't want to be at work.

This...
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This made me giggle like a school girl.
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