Internet Dating Fun Facts...
*Internet Dating Fun Fact: If a woman describes herself as Your typical OC woman on her online dating profile, theres a pretty good chance she means Obsessive Compulsive and not Orange County.
*IDFF: If a man describes himself as Down to earth on his online dating profile, hes either a dwarf, or was born without legs. Be sure to ask for a full body photo to avoid an awkward first date.
*IDFF: If a woman writes Loves to travel on her online dating profile, it usually means she wants the man to pay for it.
*IDFF: If a man describes himself as a Homebody on his online dating profile, hes either on house arrest, or has bodies buried in his home.
*IDFF: If a woman writes Loves to read on her online dating profile, she probably means 50 Shades of Grey.
*IDFF: If a man writes Loves to read on his online dating profile, he probably really loves to read just not YOUR profile.
*IDFF: If a woman writes that she only dates men who are 62 or taller, Ill usually just lie and show up to the date anyway. If she complains or calls me out on it, Ill tell her Oh really? Well I only date women who are 36DD, so deal with it.
*IDFF: If a man lists MMA as his favorite sport on his online dating profile, be sure to tell him that you dont grapple on the first date.
*IDFF: If a woman writes Loves the outdoors on her online dating profile, shes most likely homeless.
*IDFF: If a man lists his body type as Athletic on his online dating profile, theres usually a douchey pic of him flexing in the bathroom mirror to prove it.
*IDFF: If a woman lists Clubbing as a hobby on her online dating profile, she probably means baby seals.
*IDFF: If a mans online dating screen name is LaidBackDude87, its probably because the name DudeIOnceGotLaidBackIn87 is just wayyy too long.
*IDFF: If a woman describes herself as Spiritual on her online dating profile, she probably has pretty good weed hook-ups.
*IDFF: If a man describes himself as Handy on his online dating profile, hell probably try to grope you within minutes of meeting you.
*IDFF: If a woman lists Clean sheets as one the six things she could never do without on her online dating profile, shes probably in the Ku Klux Klan.
*IDFF: If a man sends you an intimate message with word Hola! in the subject line, he probably really meant to write HOLLA! he just cant spell for shit.
*IDFF: If a woman describes herself as a "Free-spirit" on her online dating profile, there's a pretty good chance she puts out on the first date... so message her IMMEDIATELY.
*IDFF: If a man writes Newly single and looking for some arm-candy in the About Me section on his online dating profile, it usually means his girlfriend broke up with him... so now hes turning to heroin.
*IDFF: If a woman describes herself as "Low maintenance" on her online dating profile, she probably has cankles. What? I couldn't think of anything. Sheesh.
*IDFF: If a man lists Sunshine, sand, sandals, a towel, a good book, and a cell phone as the six things he could never do without on his online dating profile, hes most likely in al Qaeda.
*Internet Dating Fun Fact: If a woman describes herself as Your typical OC woman on her online dating profile, theres a pretty good chance she means Obsessive Compulsive and not Orange County.
*IDFF: If a man describes himself as Down to earth on his online dating profile, hes either a dwarf, or was born without legs. Be sure to ask for a full body photo to avoid an awkward first date.
*IDFF: If a woman writes Loves to travel on her online dating profile, it usually means she wants the man to pay for it.
*IDFF: If a man describes himself as a Homebody on his online dating profile, hes either on house arrest, or has bodies buried in his home.
*IDFF: If a woman writes Loves to read on her online dating profile, she probably means 50 Shades of Grey.
*IDFF: If a man writes Loves to read on his online dating profile, he probably really loves to read just not YOUR profile.
*IDFF: If a woman writes that she only dates men who are 62 or taller, Ill usually just lie and show up to the date anyway. If she complains or calls me out on it, Ill tell her Oh really? Well I only date women who are 36DD, so deal with it.
*IDFF: If a man lists MMA as his favorite sport on his online dating profile, be sure to tell him that you dont grapple on the first date.
*IDFF: If a woman writes Loves the outdoors on her online dating profile, shes most likely homeless.
*IDFF: If a man lists his body type as Athletic on his online dating profile, theres usually a douchey pic of him flexing in the bathroom mirror to prove it.
*IDFF: If a woman lists Clubbing as a hobby on her online dating profile, she probably means baby seals.
*IDFF: If a mans online dating screen name is LaidBackDude87, its probably because the name DudeIOnceGotLaidBackIn87 is just wayyy too long.
*IDFF: If a woman describes herself as Spiritual on her online dating profile, she probably has pretty good weed hook-ups.
*IDFF: If a man describes himself as Handy on his online dating profile, hell probably try to grope you within minutes of meeting you.
*IDFF: If a woman lists Clean sheets as one the six things she could never do without on her online dating profile, shes probably in the Ku Klux Klan.
*IDFF: If a man sends you an intimate message with word Hola! in the subject line, he probably really meant to write HOLLA! he just cant spell for shit.
*IDFF: If a woman describes herself as a "Free-spirit" on her online dating profile, there's a pretty good chance she puts out on the first date... so message her IMMEDIATELY.
*IDFF: If a man writes Newly single and looking for some arm-candy in the About Me section on his online dating profile, it usually means his girlfriend broke up with him... so now hes turning to heroin.
*IDFF: If a woman describes herself as "Low maintenance" on her online dating profile, she probably has cankles. What? I couldn't think of anything. Sheesh.
*IDFF: If a man lists Sunshine, sand, sandals, a towel, a good book, and a cell phone as the six things he could never do without on his online dating profile, hes most likely in al Qaeda.