Let's play a game: I'm going to list three quotes. Two of them will be inspirational quotes made by famous historical figures and one of them will be a quote made by yours truly. See if you can spot which one is mine. You only get chance, so read carefully and choose wisely. Ok, here we go...
1) "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
2) "The smaller the mind, the greater the conceit."
3) "Cactus Cooler?!? I wanted a Coke! Hey vending machine, go fuck yourself."
1) "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
2) "The smaller the mind, the greater the conceit."
3) "Cactus Cooler?!? I wanted a Coke! Hey vending machine, go fuck yourself."
lockeblade:
Definitely 2 
We all know how eloquent you can be Jorge.
We all know how eloquent you can be Jorge.