mexicore

My coworker came by my desk today and said So I met up with your friend John yesterday. I said Nice. How did it go? She said How do you think it went? I cant believe youd set me up with someone like that. I said What you mean? Hes smart funny successful. The dude owns his own business. What else do you want in a guy? She said Hes a dwarf! Why didnt you tell me? I said I DID tell you. She said You did NOT tell me that. All you said was that hes a small business owner. I nodded. She stood there, glaring at me for a few moments and said Small business owner. Funny. I said Oh that reminds me I have some Jump n Jammin coupons in case you guys go out again.