Tuesday Nov 27, 2012

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Fun way to tool your friend: When the cute waitress comes to take your order, ask her, "Hey, would you ever date a guy who was on that show 'To Catch a Predator?'" After she says no, look at your friend and say, "Shit. Sorry man. I guess your best days are behind you."
mrbubblewarp:
I'll be waiting to hear that one....

Friday Nov 16, 2012

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The movie "Avatar" is loosely based on the time I ate lunch at Rainforest Cafe after auditioning for the Blue Man Group.
expo:
hhaha, never seen it, but i would agree

Friday Nov 09, 2012

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Went out with my roomies Panda_Pewp and Blossom last night. Epic times were had, the end.

Monday Nov 05, 2012

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bepps:
Haha right on. biggrin
cleokat:
Thank you smile

Nice! You're on TV biggrin

Friday Nov 02, 2012

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Morgan Freeman, played a black president in a movie long before that was ever even an issue... Some time after that Morgan Freeman played God in another movie... Shortly after that Morgan Freeman narrated an awful movie about penguins that was only tolerable because he narrated it... If you aren't catching on... Morgan Freeman is the answer. Morgan Freeman 2016.
sorchablue:
awesome.
automatic_lover:
haha thats great

Friday Oct 26, 2012

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Guess I'll be flying solo at our Halloween party. Oh well. I know I'll still have an amazing time. Hope there's plenty of single ladies to hit on tongue
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kandykorn:
smile
jackrabbit_:
Good luck!! Have a few drinks for me! And a few ladies wink

Monday Oct 22, 2012

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My coworker came by my desk today and said So I met up with your friend John yesterday. I said Nice. How did it go? She said How do you think it went? I cant believe youd set me up with someone like that. I said What you mean? Hes smart funny successful. The dude owns his own business. What else do you want in...
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issue_:
hilarious.
mrbubblewarp:
Oh yes... this will be awesome!

Friday Oct 19, 2012

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My coworker came by my desk and said, Dude. I need your help with something. I said, Sure. Whats up? He said, Well, my wife and I are celebrating our eight year anniversary tonight... and I wrote her a poem. I said, Thats awesome. He said, Totally. Im really proud of it... but Im also a little self conscious... since its my first stab at...
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kandykorn:
I love this!!!! Makes me feel a liittle better about my situation with my recent ex who was in the process of divorcing his wife (seperated and everything) to only tell me that he is going to give her another chance for his kids but he wants to be with me... lol 8 years or 12 years... if your marriage is like this (in my ex's case worse) just end it. stayin for your kids only is the worst idea ever!! ugh sorry lol
sorchablue:
oh my god! ahahahaha! your blogs make me happy.

Friday Oct 19, 2012

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The movie "A Day Without a Mexican" is loosely based on a couple of days ago when I was gone for 2 days for work and none of my roommates could hang out with me.
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polygirlaz:
That movie speaks volumes
lilcali:
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Tuesday Oct 16, 2012

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You know that moment when you look into somebodys eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet just for a second? No? Well I do. The janitor at my work just saw me spill coffee on the break room floor. surreal

Monday Oct 15, 2012

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Now I know this might just be the beer talking... but I really want another beer right now
gaylordy:
ol biggrin awesome blog!

here is your beer



CHEERS pukepukepukepuke

Sunday Oct 14, 2012

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The black exploitation flick "Shaft's Big Score" is loosely based on the time I scored 160,495 points playing the arcade game "Rampage" at a bowling alley in March 1987.
theassistant:
Ahhh Rampage.....Lizzy was the shit.
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