ok who do i know in or around Waco Texas?

Our Internet connection sucks. Can't get online on my computer. Miss my chat friends

Does masturbating while eating Flintstones Chewables and listening to Journey count as "sex drugs and rock and roll"? I'm asking for a friend....

It's a good thing the world didn't end. I never have found out who let the dogs out, the way to get to Sesame Street, why Dora doesn't just use Google maps, why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery", why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed, why "abbreviated" is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with...
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man this work week has blinded me to what is really important, and that is who is down for some doomsday anal?

ok so my work Facebook page is up!!! check it out, like and share please!!!
EARBANGER

and check out my Ebay page as well.
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they make great gifts!!!

It's not premarital sex if you never plan on marrying them.

At the end of todays meeting, my boss looked around the conference table and said, Alright, I guess that just about covers it. Anyone have anything else they want to add? I raised my hand. She looked at me said, If this has anything to do with the fact that todays your birthday, you can She paused for effect and then broke into a huge...
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I saw my boss changing the sign on the janitors closet, so I asked him what he was doing. He said, Im calling this janitor closet The Dungeon of Annoyance. Whenever an employee acts overly negative or hostile, they have to sit in this closet until they calm down and are ready to be a team player. What do you think? I said, Thats the...
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Bahahahaha! My coworker just sold me a $50 Mervyns Gift Card for only $37. Little does he realize: I made that $37 dollar bill in Photoshop and its completely USELESS. Oh man, what a dumbass. Anyway looks like Im going shopping after work today.

Im pretty sure Im in love with my new boss. Shes cute, funny, and has a Big Lebowski calendar in her office. About two minutes ago, she came by my desk and handed me a post it note with her office and cell phone number on it. Im pretty sure the only reason she gave me her digits was to stop me from yelling across...
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