Home life is good. The wife is fine and everything's kind of happy. Except my cousin. He moved in with me recently and is starting to get on my nerves. He doesn't clean up after himself and is a freaking pig. He's always holed up in his room playing video games or something and only comes out when MY WIFE makes him dinner. I swear he's like a thirty year old teenager.
And I'm pretty sure that if she didn't make him food he would never eat. I don't get how that works
My right ear is trying to eat my earring. I bought some new 1" steel tunnels but I think the width is too small and there isn't enough room for my lobe. So yeah hungry hungry earlobe.
I got some new glasses too. I know what you're thinking: "Wait I thought you had super-awesome Lasik to fix your eyes?" The answer would be yes but since I stare at a computer screen for more than ten hours a day I get severe head/eye aches and need glasses to stop my eyes form focusing and straining all the time. They're nice though. See (please look past the fat guy and focus on the glasses):
I've grown fond of floating around in my pool lately. It's kind of relaxing to just lay in the water. I'm sure I look funny since I'm also fairly partial to water noodles. On any given day you can see me floating face down with two noodles under my arms. Fun times. I want to get a pool basketball/volleyball set thing but can't figure out where to get one of the cheap.
Owning a house has made me broke. Fucking mortgage.
I'm also questing again. I run on the Velen server on the Alliance side. Dranai hunter named Kohrot is what I usually play. If you hit me up though, make sure to give me some time to respond cause I suck at typing.
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But seriously, ditto on what everyone else is saying about your cousin. Sit that fucker down and demand respect and rent.
Good to hear that the married life is treating you well though.