So last night i go to a friends bbq and party and having a good time, and the jungle juice she made was some pretty wicked stuff, 2 fifths of EverClear were part of the main ingrediantes.
so the party was going good and i had a cutie on my lap , everything was looking good for me for the night when it came apparent that the hostest was getting pissed that this chick was on my lap, even though she had told me earlier that i didn't need to bring any one because there would be more than enough cute girls for me to choose from.
so at that point i get a little ticked and drink more jungle juice, well due to the large amount of alcohol that was in it along with the sweetness i didn't last long, i went off to the bathroom to hurl my guts up, while hurling the toilet seat fell and hit me in the back of the head. So i felt a little better, went outside, nope not feeling good so i went to the best place i could think of, my jeep, i procedeed to hurl myguts out next to my Jeep, i then laid down in the soft grass next to/ under my jeep and passed out, i woke up a few more times, threw up, then passed back out under my jeep. I eventually wake up and go inside because the party was done, to find out that my phone got passed around and they called my ex which she wasn't very happy about and neither was i, i then looked for my digital camera and couldn't find it, i was starting to get a little ticked, so i decided to go crawl into my friends bed and sleep till morning and sober up. I open the door to hear a womans voice say "theres no more room in this bed", which i replied "fuck that" and i left to drive home 40min away partially drunk
So the aftermath, i woke up this morning smelling horrid and hopped in the shower, while showering i realized my ankle was hurting really badly, i got out of the shower to look at my ankle and there are second degree burns going from the front of my ankle and wrapping around the side, WTF happened to me?? I have no idea how i did this to myself while passed out under my jeep. argh it wasn't one of my better nights.
so the party was going good and i had a cutie on my lap , everything was looking good for me for the night when it came apparent that the hostest was getting pissed that this chick was on my lap, even though she had told me earlier that i didn't need to bring any one because there would be more than enough cute girls for me to choose from.
so at that point i get a little ticked and drink more jungle juice, well due to the large amount of alcohol that was in it along with the sweetness i didn't last long, i went off to the bathroom to hurl my guts up, while hurling the toilet seat fell and hit me in the back of the head. So i felt a little better, went outside, nope not feeling good so i went to the best place i could think of, my jeep, i procedeed to hurl myguts out next to my Jeep, i then laid down in the soft grass next to/ under my jeep and passed out, i woke up a few more times, threw up, then passed back out under my jeep. I eventually wake up and go inside because the party was done, to find out that my phone got passed around and they called my ex which she wasn't very happy about and neither was i, i then looked for my digital camera and couldn't find it, i was starting to get a little ticked, so i decided to go crawl into my friends bed and sleep till morning and sober up. I open the door to hear a womans voice say "theres no more room in this bed", which i replied "fuck that" and i left to drive home 40min away partially drunk
So the aftermath, i woke up this morning smelling horrid and hopped in the shower, while showering i realized my ankle was hurting really badly, i got out of the shower to look at my ankle and there are second degree burns going from the front of my ankle and wrapping around the side, WTF happened to me?? I have no idea how i did this to myself while passed out under my jeep. argh it wasn't one of my better nights.