Soon it will be my Day O' birth. Pros : i can buy my own booze now, see any show I want, buy a handgun. Cons: I am a year older, there is more madness of responsibility to come and I already have an elephant or two size of a load, I moved back in with my dad(because a heartless cracked out cuntwench stole from me). As it measures: Life can be a bunch fucking worse. Cheers! 
I'm takin a vaca'
I'm takin a vaca'
"Cuntwench" I like that! It kinda sounds like a tool you might find in a garage.
"Hey, Larry, hand me that cuntwench, will ya?"