BEST MYSPACE MESSAGE I HAVE EVER RECIEVED:
"Dear Madam;
i am sure You are getting a lot of weird emails and mine is certainly no exception
)) i accidentally came across Your site and read that You like dressage and horseback riding.
i would be very honored if You would allow me the opportunity to polish Your riding boots on a regular basis. i am willing to pay You $20 each time. If You prefer, i would also be interested in working for free for this opportunity, such as washing Your car, running errands, garden work, housework, or anything else You like me to do.
i am in Torrance and i would be very enthusiastic if i could earn the privilege to polish Your boots.
Respectfully submitted;
dirk "
Oh sweet jesus. That made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a LONG TIME.
"Dear Madam;
i am sure You are getting a lot of weird emails and mine is certainly no exception
)) i accidentally came across Your site and read that You like dressage and horseback riding.
i would be very honored if You would allow me the opportunity to polish Your riding boots on a regular basis. i am willing to pay You $20 each time. If You prefer, i would also be interested in working for free for this opportunity, such as washing Your car, running errands, garden work, housework, or anything else You like me to do.
i am in Torrance and i would be very enthusiastic if i could earn the privilege to polish Your boots.
Respectfully submitted;
dirk "
Oh sweet jesus. That made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a LONG TIME.