If you are disappointed you have not been abducted by aliens here is a tip you might not know about:
You CAN be anally probed by human beings.
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/gy7e8m/alien-abduction-ufos-extraterrestrials?utm_source=dmfb&fbclid=IwAR0kjfpfep01QkECRpQQPGC4KxRL3RQ3jSSXU2W6CPjk2gsds45yzBDYvMc
chef:
Lol. I loved this article when I read it last week !