uuuuuuuugghhh today stunk and I mean that literally ..we just moved into a new trailer well I use the word new very loosley ...there are no apartments or housing at all for that matter in this town sooooooo..you must consider yourself lucky to find a 40 yr old single wide 3 br trailer for 1200 a month in this town..every day since we have moved in I have been telling hubbie IS this place F'n stinks I mean literally smells.. if you bothered to read my profile AT all you woulda seen that I have a VERY keen sense of smell It drives me craaaaaazy but I cannot help it.. My hubbie actually said that he could never cheat on me because I would smell the different kind of soap he used to wash his balls off..funny but very true..
so anyway since we moved in I have been smelling this rank smell. I have blamed it on everything in that damn house including my upper lip...well today I am outside watching my dumb ass dog get chased by her leash (um yeah) and I am actually smelling this same smelll OUTSIDE... I was like what the fuck, so there I go Miss sniffalots and start sniffing around the skirting on this damn trailer and sure enough I hear drip drip and OHHHHHHHHH Lordie did I get a good wiff of FUNK ,,,I hella ran in the house and called the landlord freakin out about I found it I found it ..that stank rank smell is coming from under this goddamn hell hole...so she sent over Mr incompentant ( our stoned repairman) and he climbs under the skirting ( and let me tell you this has to take the heart of a lion to do ) cause under a trailer is where the creepy things live...anyway he starts cussing and fussing and it actually sounds like he is moving furniture around under neath the friggin house...so he comes climbing out brushing lord only knows off of his clothes talking about jessus H F'n crist YEAH you guys got a leak ...He said he will try to fix it??? ( What try) and throw some lyme and mothballs down to cover up that stink...and oh yeah by the way you cant use your sink anymore tonight...Well fuck its a good damn good thing I don't F'n cook cause I am preety sure if I had attempted to cook it would of required the use of boiled water cause thats about all I know how to do....so to make this long assssssss story short I left my house tonight at 11pm hungry....and still with that stink in my nose....damn I sure hope its gone soon I don't know how much more I can take... I asked the landlord if she had insurance cause I would love to put her and me out of misery ....WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN,,BURN MOTHERFUCKER BUUUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!
so anyway since we moved in I have been smelling this rank smell. I have blamed it on everything in that damn house including my upper lip...well today I am outside watching my dumb ass dog get chased by her leash (um yeah) and I am actually smelling this same smelll OUTSIDE... I was like what the fuck, so there I go Miss sniffalots and start sniffing around the skirting on this damn trailer and sure enough I hear drip drip and OHHHHHHHHH Lordie did I get a good wiff of FUNK ,,,I hella ran in the house and called the landlord freakin out about I found it I found it ..that stank rank smell is coming from under this goddamn hell hole...so she sent over Mr incompentant ( our stoned repairman) and he climbs under the skirting ( and let me tell you this has to take the heart of a lion to do ) cause under a trailer is where the creepy things live...anyway he starts cussing and fussing and it actually sounds like he is moving furniture around under neath the friggin house...so he comes climbing out brushing lord only knows off of his clothes talking about jessus H F'n crist YEAH you guys got a leak ...He said he will try to fix it??? ( What try) and throw some lyme and mothballs down to cover up that stink...and oh yeah by the way you cant use your sink anymore tonight...Well fuck its a good damn good thing I don't F'n cook cause I am preety sure if I had attempted to cook it would of required the use of boiled water cause thats about all I know how to do....so to make this long assssssss story short I left my house tonight at 11pm hungry....and still with that stink in my nose....damn I sure hope its gone soon I don't know how much more I can take... I asked the landlord if she had insurance cause I would love to put her and me out of misery ....WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN,,BURN MOTHERFUCKER BUUUUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!
These pics are great, and this is you not excercising much yet? Yowser, looking forward to seeing you look even better. Speaking as a hubby that also thinks his wife is beautiful how she is, I can only apologize for my Species. Can't you women take SOME of the blame for that? You DID inspire this devotion after all... ;-)
Can't wait to see more over the next few months.
Tarl