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Thursday Oct 27, 2005

Oct 27, 2005
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In a few minutes, I'm having a dinner party with a family of Mormons.

You know you're jealous of my life.
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groove:
How.... interesting for you...

Just stand up in the middle of dinner and exclaim, "No! *This* is the place!!" smile
Oct 27, 2005
fatoperaguy:
I love Mormons. They can be so polite and it's just a bit of a nice break from every other kind of person. Sure, they're beliefs are laughable, but whose are not? Well, okay, Taoist and yogis and the like excluded.

Here's a joke that always kills when I'm with mormons: Ask them why they can't send flowers (and you must be earnest about your enquiry!) They will say, "Who told you we can't send flowers?" You respond, "Well a friend of mine said just the other day, 'Why can't more men send flowers?' and it got me wondering because I had never heard that you couldn't do that before."

I have added you to my AIM. We'll talk soon.
Oct 28, 2005

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