Another slow night... I wanted to set up some salt shakers at the end of the kitchen runner and bowl with a grapefruit.
...looks like I know what I'm doing next Monday night!
...looks like I know what I'm doing next Monday night!
Tonight at work, I had the pleasure of interacting with a very classy customer.
He tried to order a pop tart and sleeping pills, then he called me a whore.
He hung up before I could tell him that there's an additional $2.50 charge to call me a whore.
He tried to order a pop tart and sleeping pills, then he called me a whore.
He hung up before I could tell him that there's an additional $2.50 charge to call me a whore.
lycoris:
I think some places really should charge customers for abusing the staff.
the_libertine:
I agree with Lycoris... that's hard and incredibly lame.
It never ceases to amaze me what people do over the phone...
It never ceases to amaze me what people do over the phone...
There we go. No more pink, that bird's dead... This is me now.
lycoris:
Your hair got so long!
deunan:
She's right, it is!
My god, I was absolutely adorable when I was twenty-one or so. I should either get a new picture up or not have one at all. Things to ponder.
The only thing about that picture that's still the same are my glasses... and those are changing tomorrow.
The only thing about that picture that's still the same are my glasses... and those are changing tomorrow.
Czech porn is tragic.
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argene:
You've piqued my interest.
lycoris:
Damn, you haven't updated in ages.
Caring deeply about soccer every other year is awesome.
The World Cup is sort of like the Brigadoon of giving two fucks about football for me.
In other news, camp tomorrow. Huzzah.
The World Cup is sort of like the Brigadoon of giving two fucks about football for me.
In other news, camp tomorrow. Huzzah.
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crispy:
Thanks! 
sky:
have fun at camp. x
In Joisey. Camp starts on Sunday. Left my WoW guild. Saw a penis. Life is good.
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised...
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It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised...
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ninjatoes:
You know who I bumped into the other day? Pepe! Can you believe it?? Well, we got to talking and he brought up the time we were in Sheboygan flicking sushi at the business men. We laughed and laughed. Sigh. Those were the days...
aaronidiot:
The year was 1987, I was the paperboy who broke your window and made you cry, your parents were mighty pissed. I'm still sorry about that.
Dear Assholes in the Unit Above Mine,
If you're going to blast music at 4am, blast non-shitty music.
Thanks,
Meridon
Dear Beer Companies,
If you're going to make a beverage that makes people scream retarded expletives from their balcony, can you concoct a brew that makes them scream amusing ones?
Yours,
Meridon
Dear Cops,
Please come soon and find these fuckers to be underage and...
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If you're going to blast music at 4am, blast non-shitty music.
Thanks,
Meridon
Dear Beer Companies,
If you're going to make a beverage that makes people scream retarded expletives from their balcony, can you concoct a brew that makes them scream amusing ones?
Yours,
Meridon
Dear Cops,
Please come soon and find these fuckers to be underage and...
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bcguitar33:
Sorry, we'll turn it down. Actually, you wanna just come up and join us? We're gonna listen to limp bizkit next.
actonjacton:
you need to find the 'dear_____' thread in silliness boards.
but yeah 4 am is bullshit.
i'm lucky that the guy above me basically is always chill by 1 am and the guy next door is silent.
hope you get a big nap in today.
"i like to get 8 hours of sleep a day.......and about 10 at night" bill hicks
but yeah 4 am is bullshit.
i'm lucky that the guy above me basically is always chill by 1 am and the guy next door is silent.
hope you get a big nap in today.
"i like to get 8 hours of sleep a day.......and about 10 at night" bill hicks
Del got stuck to a glue trap and pulled out all of his tail feathers. I rushed him to the vet and they had to clip his left wing.
He's okay, but traumatized.
I need a drink.
He's okay, but traumatized.
I need a drink.
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joker_:
How terrible. Glad he is okay though.
Drinky, drink, drink...Huzzah, it is Friday.
Drinky, drink, drink...Huzzah, it is Friday.
liantem:
Oh, I see. Ah, so... how did the bird dip his tail under the computer keyboards? 
It seems very complicated to have a bird. Still, the ones at the pet store here seem so pretty and happy that I'd be tempted to get one if I thought I could even begin to take care of it competently. Luckily for them, I know my limitations all too well.
It seems very complicated to have a bird. Still, the ones at the pet store here seem so pretty and happy that I'd be tempted to get one if I thought I could even begin to take care of it competently. Luckily for them, I know my limitations all too well.
Finally got over that evil chest infection of doom.
I'm asthmatic, so it was particularly hellish... I was able to use my bed rest to watch the entire first season of Veronica Mars, though. God, I love that show.
Two weeks until camp! Let me know if you want to be my camp pen pal and I'll send you the camp address.
I'm asthmatic, so it was particularly hellish... I was able to use my bed rest to watch the entire first season of Veronica Mars, though. God, I love that show.
Two weeks until camp! Let me know if you want to be my camp pen pal and I'll send you the camp address.
bcguitar33:
Are you implying that you're not going to be on the internet in two weeks? For how long?
thelibra:
OOOOO!!! CAMP!!!
I'll write! Drop me a line with stipulations on what can and can't be sent in a care package as well. [The camp I went to was run by people who were vehemently anti-snickers bars and confiscated mine. bollocks.]
I'll write! Drop me a line with stipulations on what can and can't be sent in a care package as well. [The camp I went to was run by people who were vehemently anti-snickers bars and confiscated mine. bollocks.]
What the everliving fuck. There's no way in hell that I was woken up at 5:30 am with what feels like strep AND a chest infection. I'm not allowed to be sick on my birthday.
I'm crying and miserable and this sucks.
I'm crying and miserable and this sucks.
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applejax:
I love your profile picca! Oh how it makes me smile 
ninjatoes:
did your birthday get any better?