my oldest roommate is trying to convert me to a life of normalacy. . . not likely. its my friends birthday today, but i don't want to talk to anyone really.
Last night i was forced to watch a chick flick movie that is not worth giving a name, by a dude.
what people do for sex.
he does this irish accent, i fucking hate it. what's worse is he thinks i'm joking when i tell him to shut up. i can't complain really, the sex is only getting better.
he gave me the best back rub in the world. . . i was more than i little weirded out when he pulled the "chocolate love massage oil", in all honesty, i felt very ridiculous, sex is simply a bad coping skill, i see no point in adding accessories.
we went to eat in the morning and he gave grew a gaping vagina when he found out they didn't have their liquor license anymore- no samosa.
people you fuck should not be this high maintenance, though i'm sure i have been, maybe.
i'm still in shock that we aren't drinking everytime we hang out.
on the bright side, we went to the park and read, it was very quiet.
Last night i was forced to watch a chick flick movie that is not worth giving a name, by a dude.
what people do for sex.
he does this irish accent, i fucking hate it. what's worse is he thinks i'm joking when i tell him to shut up. i can't complain really, the sex is only getting better.
he gave me the best back rub in the world. . . i was more than i little weirded out when he pulled the "chocolate love massage oil", in all honesty, i felt very ridiculous, sex is simply a bad coping skill, i see no point in adding accessories.
we went to eat in the morning and he gave grew a gaping vagina when he found out they didn't have their liquor license anymore- no samosa.
people you fuck should not be this high maintenance, though i'm sure i have been, maybe.
i'm still in shock that we aren't drinking everytime we hang out.
on the bright side, we went to the park and read, it was very quiet.
Ooh, sorry about the movie. That sounds bad. I knew a guy who would aalways bust out Titanic on dates. So lame.
Haha, why is sex a bad coping skill?